2010 Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest

Jul 6, 2010

LestersLegends Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest


The 2010 fantasy football season is around the corner.  LestersLegends.com wants you to name our fantasy football team again this year.  Not only will you have the bragging rights, but the top six entries will take home a prize.


FantasySportsTrophies.com has been kind enough to donate a free customized fantasy football draft board as well as a fantasy football championship trophy. Monster Raxx has offered a free t-shirt to one of the winners. Wear Your Beer and Tees for All have also offered a free shirt Finally, LestersLegends.com will provide a $25 Nike gift certificate.


All you need to win is a creative name and contact information to get your prize.  You needn’t use any part of LestersLegends in your name.  You can reference football players, songs, movies, whatever.  Just be original and keep it somewhat clean.


Limit three team names per entrant.  The contest will be open until August 1st.  We will then narrow it down to six team names and put it up to a vote.


Here are the 2010 finalists:
A Kolb Day in Hell - Bill W.
Cooley than the Other Side of the Pillow - Galoob
Corn on the Schaub - Dan
Dezzie Does Dallas - Keith in Houston
Henne Nut Cheerios - Erik Ravn
Ix-nay on the Heyward-Bey - Reid
Revis and Butthead - Chris Koscica
Schaub Shank Redemption - Craig L.
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi - Casey
The Godfavre


Here are the 2009 finalists:

Kibbles and Vicks (2009 contest winner)
Eli-The Other White Manning
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Cassel Greyskull

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245 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. JB
    July 6th, 2010 at 10:51 pm #

    Here are a few FFB names I came up with…

    TD Envy
    Dontcha wish your QB was hot like me
    Henne Given Sunday

  2. Bill W
    July 7th, 2010 at 2:31 am #

    Sweet a Team Name contest… I’m down! Here’s my 3!

    2 Cowboys 1 Cup
    99 Problems but L. Fitz ain’t one!
    Aaron It Out

  3. LestersLegends
    July 7th, 2010 at 4:44 am #

    Way to kick things off.
    @JB – I like the Henne one
    @Bill – like the Fitz one. Cowboys one is good, but last year we had 2 Mannings 1 Cup, which I liked a little better.

  4. LestersLegends
    July 8th, 2010 at 10:12 am #

    A couple of entries from this year on last year’s contest page.

    Chip Matin
    July 1st, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    The Sphincter Titans

    July 7th, 2010 at 8:30 pm t
    TD Faulkers

  5. Mark M.
    July 8th, 2010 at 11:22 am #

    Shlong Connery

  6. LestersLegends
    July 8th, 2010 at 11:52 am #

    Mark – Not bad

  7. Matthew L.
    July 8th, 2010 at 4:02 pm #

    My three are:

    Anchor Babies on ICE
    Bailout Bimbos

  8. LestersLegends
    July 8th, 2010 at 6:19 pm #

    Matthew – Like the Favre one. Of course, the way he played last year, I want to see him come back.

    July 11th, 2010 at 10:35 am #

    “Shonne Greene acres is the place to be”

  10. RANDY J
    July 11th, 2010 at 10:39 am #

    Jason Campbell soup is mmmm good

  11. LestersLegends
    July 11th, 2010 at 10:43 am #

    Couple of good ones to Randy

  12. Phillip
    July 12th, 2010 at 4:37 pm #

    Brady’s Next Top Model
    White’s Tequila Shooters
    D.F.A. Dog Fighter’s Anonymous

  13. LestersLegends
    July 12th, 2010 at 4:41 pm #

    Phillip – Nice. I like the White one, though I prefer something LenDale’s Tequilla Diet.

  14. Tim
    July 12th, 2010 at 8:11 pm #

    Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

  15. LestersLegends
    July 12th, 2010 at 8:55 pm #

    Saw that one last year. I liked that one Tim.

  16. Bill W
    July 13th, 2010 at 2:52 am #

    Sorry, didn’t know you had the Mannings/Cup entry last year. That would be a bit better, but I would never disparage the Mannings that way. (My cat is named Peyton for a reason) :) Cowboys and their fans should all be shot. :) If I want to replace an entry or two before the dead line, would that be ok?
    Since the ’1 Cup’ one is a repeat from last year, I’d like to replace it with “A Kolb Day in Hell” and replace Aaron it out with “Lookin’ for Schaub Security.” If not, then it was still fun coming up with the replacements. :) I’m keeping “99 Problems but L. Fitz Ain’t One!”
    Thanks again for a fun contest!

  17. LestersLegends
    July 13th, 2010 at 6:33 am #

    Bill W. – Yes, you can replace it. I like Kolb Day in Hell a lot.

  18. Dan S.
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:20 am #

    Delhomme Boys
    Holmgren’s Heroes

  19. LestersLegends
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:29 am #

    Thanks Dan. I like the Holmgren one.

  20. Tom Harkins
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:50 pm #

    Running a fantasy football trophy site I see a lot of funny an creative team names. But my all time favorite is:

    Wine, Cheese and Neil Rackers

  21. LestersLegends
    July 14th, 2010 at 5:15 am #

    That’s a good one Tom.

  22. Bill W
    July 15th, 2010 at 11:23 am #

    I thought I’d just make a post that’s easier to read. My 3 names are:

    99 Problems but L. Fitz Ain’t One!
    A Kolb Day in Hell
    Lookin’ for Schaub Security

    See ya’ll in the Finals… ;)

  23. LestersLegends
    July 15th, 2010 at 11:25 am #

    Love the swagger Bill!

  24. skot
    July 15th, 2010 at 11:22 pm #

    Stew Pidazhole

  25. LestersLegends
    July 16th, 2010 at 5:18 am #

    skot – took me a second on that one

  26. LestersLegends
    July 16th, 2010 at 9:05 am #

    Some other entries received:

    Mike Cheshinski
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    The Michael Con-Vicks

    July 11th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    July 16th, 2010 at 8:59 am
    The Dexter McCluster F*cks
    Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
    Johnny Jolly’s Purple Drank
    Lawrence Taylor at your door

  27. randy j
    July 16th, 2010 at 10:33 am #


  28. LestersLegends
    July 16th, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    Not bad Randy. A little long, but it is pretty good.

  29. christian L
    July 16th, 2010 at 11:56 am #

    My poop in RonnieandBrown

  30. christian l
    July 16th, 2010 at 12:00 pm #

    Big Ben’s Bathroom Bonanza

  31. LestersLegends
    July 16th, 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    christian – gross, lol

  32. Bo
    July 16th, 2010 at 6:35 pm #

    Turner over and Jammer
    In a van down by the rivers

  33. LestersLegends
    July 16th, 2010 at 7:09 pm #

    Good ones Bo

  34. Donnie
    July 18th, 2010 at 8:02 am #

    Bros before Shiancoes

  35. LestersLegends
    July 18th, 2010 at 8:04 am #

    Like that one Donnie

  36. Galoob
    July 18th, 2010 at 4:05 pm #

    Peyton makes it Wayne (heard this one somewhere)
    The real McCoy
    Cooley than the other side of the pillow
    Jay Suckler (not a team name, just makes me feel better) :)
    Forsett up the middle
    For Skins
    Knox it off

  37. Galoob
    July 18th, 2010 at 4:10 pm #

    Rash On Myendenballs
    Laurence Maroney and cheese

  38. Galoob
    July 18th, 2010 at 4:13 pm #

    Sorry, didn’t realize it was a limit of 3…got off on a tangent :)

  39. LestersLegends
    July 18th, 2010 at 4:37 pm #

    Galoob. No problem. Very entertaining. I like the Cooley one the best.

  40. Ben
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:24 am #

    3rd and SCHLONG

  41. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:28 am #

    Thanks for the entry Ben.

  42. DZ
    July 19th, 2010 at 4:37 pm #

    Urine Trouble

  43. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 4:56 pm #

    DZ – like that one. simple, but quality.

  44. Erik Ravn
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:11 pm #

    Henne Nut Cheerios

  45. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:20 pm #

    Now we’re talking Erik.

  46. Sdizzle
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:30 pm #

    Big Bens Bathroom Brothel

  47. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:36 pm #

    Kinda done with the Vick and Big Ben jokes

  48. Erik Ravn
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:37 pm #

    The Birds and Brees

  49. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:40 pm #

    Decent, but not nearly as strong as the Henne one.

  50. Dan
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:54 pm #

    Breaston Plants

  51. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:00 pm #

    oldie but goodie dan.

  52. Erik Ravn
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:05 pm #

    Ryan Matthews Band

  53. Dan
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:11 pm #

    A Manning Among Boys

  54. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:12 pm #

    Erik – not bad
    Dan – good and true. wait, you are talking about Peyton.

  55. Dan
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:15 pm #

    Last one…

    Corn On The Schaub

  56. Blythe
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:49 pm #

    Saw a girl’s league that a couple of the players “that shall remain nameless” had a team names of:

    “I Touchdown There” and “Eat My Punt”

    Simply the best team names ever.

  57. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:49 pm #

    There you go Dan. I like that one.

  58. LestersLegends
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:58 pm #

    Blythe – Those are great.

  59. Duke
    July 20th, 2010 at 2:05 am #

    Martini Gramatica

    Orton Hears a Boo

    Spongebob Score Pants

    Fresher Than FaBrees

    Silence of the Rams

    The Highlight Saga

    Marshall’s Hennessy

    Forte Knox

  60. sseh44
    July 20th, 2010 at 3:50 am #

    The Last Airbreaker
    Dez Bryant Pimp Academy
    Golden “Shower” Tate

  61. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 5:19 am #

    duke – some decent ones. i think i like the Brees one the best
    sseh44 – nice

  62. Goggles
    July 20th, 2010 at 7:13 am #

    Belicheck urself b4 u wreck urself

    Idi Amin Business!

    U can Celek my ballz

  63. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 7:15 am #

    solid entries Goggles

  64. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 8:21 am #

    Doh. I accidentally deleted your “Smell My Aromashodu” entry Goggles. I like that one too.

  65. Wes
    July 20th, 2010 at 8:51 am #

    JaAwful’s Purple Drank

    Mel’s Spousal Support

    BP’s Leakage

  66. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am #

    wes – very timely

  67. Craig L
    July 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am #

    Here a my three:

    1. Henne One for FF?
    2. Sugar Ray Rice
    3. Schaub Shank Redemption

  68. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 10:07 am #

    Good ones Craig.

  69. robert oakes
    July 20th, 2010 at 10:20 am #

    hines ’57 varieties’ Ward

    kellen “im a motha fuc**N soldier” winslow

    schaub on my knob.

  70. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 10:26 am #

    robert – i like the hines one w/o varieties, some good ones though

  71. Cook
    July 20th, 2010 at 12:29 pm #

    The Godfavre

  72. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 12:34 pm #

    Cook – i like that one. surprising never heard it before. Favre Time would work too.

  73. Cinco Cinco
    July 20th, 2010 at 5:41 pm #

    A Very Brady Sequel
    Miles away from Austin

  74. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 5:56 pm #

    I like the Miles Austin one.

  75. Chipper1225
    July 20th, 2010 at 6:18 pm #

    The Sphincter Titans

    Oxy Morons

    Barking Spiders

    I posted this previously but under the 2009 Contest (sorry)

  76. LestersLegends
    July 20th, 2010 at 6:28 pm #

    No problem Chipper. Good entries.

  77. Jeremy
    July 20th, 2010 at 10:27 pm #

    Double Dwaynebowe All The Way Across The Sky!

    Youtube video inspiration for any that have missed it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

  78. Trent
    July 21st, 2010 at 2:52 am #

    Suck My Ditka
    Run Forsett Run
    What Would Jones-Drew?

  79. LestersLegends
    July 21st, 2010 at 5:24 am #

    Jeremy – nice
    trent – i like the forsett one. jones-drew one is pretty good too

  80. GolfGuru
    July 21st, 2010 at 5:19 pm #

    I Warner but she won’t shut the Faulk up.

    Da Champ (league name was “One Champ…9 Chumps”)

    Threepeat Defender (reighning league champ from previous 2 years)

    Da Johnson Braddah’s (I have CJ and Andre in keeper league and live in Hawaii Brah!)

  81. LestersLegends
    July 21st, 2010 at 6:07 pm #

    Golf – love it. I really like name One Champ…9 Chumps. That is simple trash talking at its finest. Good ones brah.

  82. Stephen
    July 22nd, 2010 at 8:07 am #

    Deserve To Be Blown (thank you, Mel for this one)

  83. brian
    July 22nd, 2010 at 9:29 am #


  84. Chris Koscica
    July 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 am #

    revis and butthead

  85. Dustin
    July 22nd, 2010 at 10:58 am #

    Not sure if its been posted before but,

    Big Ben Rapistburger

  86. Ben
    July 22nd, 2010 at 5:14 pm #

    The Greene Mile
    T.O. needs a T.O.(timeout)
    Clash of the Titans
    What about Bob?(bob sanders…my favorite player)
    The Barber Shop
    Cool your Jets!
    Ray Rice-a-roni
    Gridiron Guru
    Berrian you 6 feet under
    Forte days Forte nights

  87. Bishop
    July 22nd, 2010 at 8:59 pm #


  88. LestersLegends
    July 23rd, 2010 at 11:59 am #

    Some really goods ones everyone. Keep em coming.

  89. MattyJ
    July 23rd, 2010 at 2:16 pm #

    Mendenhall’n Ass

  90. Mike Cheshinski
    July 23rd, 2010 at 3:50 pm #

    The Michael Con-Vicks

  91. CMAK
    July 23rd, 2010 at 6:14 pm #

    The Toronto Bills.

  92. CMAK
    July 23rd, 2010 at 6:27 pm #

    Vick’s prison pounded O-Ring and Romosexual Tendencies

  93. Rick
    July 24th, 2010 at 2:38 pm #

    Ben, Benson, and other cons I drafted
    That Sam the Ram, That Sam the Ram, I do not like that Sam the Ram

  94. Chris
    July 25th, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

    Hypnotiq & Henne-ssey

  95. Keith in Houston
    July 26th, 2010 at 10:29 am #

    In the spirit of classic porn, I offer:
    Dezzie Does Dallas
    Deep Threat
    The Devil in Thomas Jones

    Here is a take on our local boy and his PED’s:
    Bigger the Cushing, the Better the Pushing

  96. LestersLegends
    July 26th, 2010 at 10:34 am #

    Keith – I absolutely love Dezzie Does Dallas

  97. Land Bridge Dan
    July 26th, 2010 at 11:59 am #

    You’re the Shonn I want
    My other car is a Moreno
    Brett Farve’s Last Season
    Michael Turner Overdrive
    Two JaMarcus Russells for the price of one

  98. LestersLegends
    July 26th, 2010 at 12:12 pm #


  99. Matt
    July 26th, 2010 at 12:12 pm #

    Stuck on Revis Island
    Pat Williams’ Jockstrap
    Sproles Royce

  100. LestersLegends
    July 26th, 2010 at 12:16 pm #

    matt – not bad

  101. Gary
    July 26th, 2010 at 1:35 pm #

    Mazel Men

  102. MonaLethal
    July 26th, 2010 at 2:42 pm #

    Went to the Superbowl the past two years under these names:

    (2008) Tackle Me Elmos
    (2009) The Jackson 4

    This year I’m having a tough time. So far I’ve come up with,

    Brady GaGa


    Mel Gibson for Referree
    (slogan: Because he makes great calls and will probably look good in stripes.)

  103. LestersLegends
    July 26th, 2010 at 2:53 pm #

    I like the Elmo one, loved the Jackson 4 one even though it was pretty cold, and I’m digging the Brady one.

  104. elchargo
    July 26th, 2010 at 4:45 pm #

    Ginn and Hennesy my Favorite Drinks
    Ginn and Juice
    I make it Wayne
    Chads MuchoFucko
    Chad lost his Johnson
    Forgetting Brandon Marshall
    Kardashian trimmed some Bush

  105. Reid
    July 26th, 2010 at 7:01 pm #

    Henne’s from Heaven
    McNabb’em an Skin’em
    Feelin’ some Breaston Plants
    Ix-nay on the Heyward-Bay
    Ron Mexico in Guadalajara
    So you think you can Dansby
    Declaring Marshall Law
    Ricky Runs after the Ronnie Browns

  106. LestersLegends
    July 26th, 2010 at 7:10 pm #

    Some of us can’t follow instructions of three entries, ha. I do like the Heyward Bay one a lot though.

  107. Kevin
    July 26th, 2010 at 7:43 pm #

    M.J.Drew Tang Clan

  108. Van
    July 26th, 2010 at 11:08 pm #

    The Cleveland LeBusts
    Fightin’ Quakers
    Farve from Gone

  109. Awesome
    July 26th, 2010 at 11:27 pm #

    “I’m taking my talents to Sizzler.”

  110. Van
    July 27th, 2010 at 12:15 am #

    OOPs. typo

    Favre from Gone

  111. Joe
    July 27th, 2010 at 12:53 am #

    The Fightin’ Fairies

    The Pacified Paraplegics

    Just Tebow It

  112. Scott
    July 27th, 2010 at 9:55 am #

    Big Ben Looking for TD’s and Batch

  113. Dustin
    July 27th, 2010 at 12:19 pm #

    Throwin’ Picks Assaultin’ Chicks, Big Ben

  114. LestersLegends
    July 27th, 2010 at 12:28 pm #

    not a huge fan of the big ben ones, but that one was pretty clever dustin

  115. Ryan
    July 27th, 2010 at 10:18 pm #

    Dez Don’t Carry Dem Maxi-Pads

  116. Ryan
    July 27th, 2010 at 10:27 pm #

    Chief Dingle-Berry’s

  117. Ryan
    July 27th, 2010 at 11:31 pm #

    Jimmy Extenze My Johnson

  118. Bill
    July 28th, 2010 at 8:55 am #

    Saw this one but couldn’t help but laugh:

    Palmer Breaston Driver Bush

  119. Casey
    July 28th, 2010 at 10:27 am #

    My Vick in a Box
    The Boldin the Beautiful
    Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
    Forgetting Brandon Marshall
    Hakuna Ngata

    That’s about it.

  120. LestersLegends
    July 28th, 2010 at 10:31 am #

    I like the Massaquoi one

  121. Rick
    July 28th, 2010 at 5:27 pm #

    Last year my Team was “The Jackson 4″.

  122. ALANG
    July 28th, 2010 at 8:32 pm #


  123. Brendan
    July 28th, 2010 at 10:56 pm #


  124. LestersLegends
    July 29th, 2010 at 5:16 am #

    Jackson 4 was great for last year. I like that one ATANG and Brendan, that’s awesome.

  125. Double E
    July 29th, 2010 at 9:27 am #

    This is the name I’m going with this year.

    Morningwood Lumberjacks

    (…’cause sometimes you’ve just got to chop it down)

  126. LestersLegends
    July 29th, 2010 at 9:33 am #

    alrighty then. Ha. Interesting name.

  127. arious
    July 29th, 2010 at 2:53 pm #

    Marshawns Lynch Mob
    Chad the Impaler
    Silence of the Rams
    Mt. Polamalu (mt. kinabalu)
    Iupati like its 1999
    Cromartie like its 1999
    Maclin on Chicks
    Slob on my Kolb
    OJ Spiller
    Harvin a Good T imr
    Du. Ducas. Ducasse.
    Clausen ain’t Bossin.
    Farve Finger Death Punch
    Tim Low-Tower.

  128. LestersLegends
    July 29th, 2010 at 2:56 pm #

    arious – long list. decent ones

  129. Bo
    July 29th, 2010 at 3:06 pm #

    Breesus, King of the Drews

  130. Shane
    July 29th, 2010 at 5:45 pm #

    Wade Phillips My Balls

  131. Marie
    July 29th, 2010 at 6:29 pm #

    Nothing on here for the Ladies. How about:

    1. Comin out like Tiger Woods Wife
    2. Pigskin Princess
    3. Victorious Secret
    4. Sundays are for Balls & Beer- The End

  132. LestersLegends
    July 29th, 2010 at 7:38 pm #

    Bo – A little controversial, but solid
    Marie – Way to rep the ladies.

  133. Ray
    July 29th, 2010 at 8:45 pm #

    Bobby’s Ejected Cox

  134. Rick
    July 29th, 2010 at 9:31 pm #

    New one that I thought of today…
    Chris Henry’s Wild Ride

  135. Bill
    July 30th, 2010 at 5:35 am #

    Lawrence of Arapeia

  136. Rick
    July 30th, 2010 at 5:49 am #

    My new one for the 2010 season…

    The Arizona Wetbacks!

  137. Rick
    July 30th, 2010 at 5:51 am #

    also… The Gulf Shore Oilers

  138. LestersLegends
    July 30th, 2010 at 7:10 am #

    Wow Rick. A couple of pretty offensive ones. I’ll go out on a limb and guess those two aren’t making the cut.

  139. Matt F.
    July 30th, 2010 at 8:09 am #

    top team name:
    Bulger? Didn’t Even Know Her!
    Big Ass TD’s!!!

  140. Mark A 210
    July 30th, 2010 at 2:46 pm #

    Gotta Wear My Haynesworth

  141. Trent
    July 30th, 2010 at 11:27 pm #

    The Tom Cable Face Breakers

  142. LestersLegends
    July 31st, 2010 at 7:10 am #

    Not bad. Keep em coming.

  143. Anne S
    July 31st, 2010 at 3:55 pm #

    Bruised n’ confused

  144. LestersLegends
    July 31st, 2010 at 9:52 pm #

    Matthew Carlton
    July 31st, 2010 at 6:19 pm #
    The Bad News Bens
    The Smokin Cheebas
    Pathetic Schwaggs

  145. Billy
    August 1st, 2010 at 7:58 pm #

    Salt N Peppers

  146. Rob M.
    August 1st, 2010 at 11:20 pm #

    The Most Interesting Team in the World

  147. Adam
    August 2nd, 2010 at 12:13 am #

    Just Win Maybe!

  148. Travis
    August 2nd, 2010 at 12:20 am #

    Rushin’ Roulette

  149. Trevor
    August 2nd, 2010 at 8:02 am #

    Berrian McNair

  150. LestersLegends
    August 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am #

    Trevor – pretty cold stuff

  151. walt murphy
    August 2nd, 2010 at 11:07 am #

    sofa king cute

  152. iahawks
    August 2nd, 2010 at 2:51 pm #

    Slob on my Kolb

  153. Lindsy
    August 2nd, 2010 at 2:56 pm #

    3-4 double D
    My TE needs Touches
    Hey, watch that Strahan!

  154. LestersLegends
    August 2nd, 2010 at 2:57 pm #

    nice keep em coming.

  155. Bill W
    August 2nd, 2010 at 3:07 pm #

    When does the judging begin?
    I’d like to claim my prize as soon as possible!! ;)

  156. LestersLegends
    August 2nd, 2010 at 4:25 pm #

    Judging is underway.

  157. Steve
    August 2nd, 2010 at 6:03 pm #

    Show us ur TD’s

  158. scottyb
    August 3rd, 2010 at 1:36 am #

    Mangini In a Bottle
    Haynes Worth Nothin
    Suck my Dick Butkis

  159. LestersLegends
    August 3rd, 2010 at 5:15 am #

    Good stuff. Keep them coming.

  160. jake
    August 3rd, 2010 at 12:04 pm #


  161. kevin
    August 3rd, 2010 at 2:33 pm #

    He Tate Me

  162. LestersLegends
    August 3rd, 2010 at 2:36 pm #

    That’s pretty good Kevin.

  163. Matt
    August 3rd, 2010 at 2:51 pm #

    Even though I know you’ve narrowed it down… I just made this up as I have the 1 pick in my league:

    APenis or a Johnson?

  164. LestersLegends
    August 3rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm #

    Pretty good Matt. Who are you going with with that #1 pick?

  165. Matt
    August 4th, 2010 at 7:47 am #

    leaning towards Johnson, especially after the so-called “Favre Retirement”…. I think teams would really stack the box if he’s not there.

  166. LestersLegends
    August 4th, 2010 at 7:49 am #

    I hear ya. I don’t think Favre is retiring. He just wants more money after the truckload Bradford got.

  167. JJ
    August 4th, 2010 at 2:49 pm #

    Pimpin aint Breezy

  168. Brandon
    August 5th, 2010 at 12:24 am #

    Read em’ and Heap
    John Deere Spiller
    Call of Duty: World at Gore

    I win. game over.

  169. LestersLegends
    August 5th, 2010 at 4:03 am #

    Good ones Brandon.

  170. Jacob
    August 5th, 2010 at 1:55 pm #

    Miles Witten Kim’s Bush
    Miles Witten Brees Dome

  171. Jacob
    August 5th, 2010 at 1:56 pm #

    Miles Witten Kim’s Bush
    Romo Witten Brees Dome

  172. Bobby G
    August 5th, 2010 at 7:10 pm #

    Elin the Lumberjack
    Tim Tebow: Ambassodor of the Virgin Islands
    Big Ben’s Big Ben

  173. marerick007
    August 5th, 2010 at 10:03 pm #

    Don’t Cutler My Johnson!

  174. Butta
    August 6th, 2010 at 6:27 am #

    It’s A Vick In A Box

    Kurt Russell Mania

    Drop A Tony And Wipe My Romo (could put anybody’s name in)

    Droppin’ Deuce Bigalows

  175. Butta
    August 6th, 2010 at 6:32 am #

    My favorite I have seen and can’t stop laughing about is Vehicular Stallworth

  176. Butta
    August 6th, 2010 at 6:40 am #

    You Ain’t From Russia, So Bitch Why You Rushin’

  177. Butta
    August 6th, 2010 at 6:50 am #

    Cows & Hogs: The Revenge Of Piggy Taylor (R.I.P. Sean Taylor) (I didnt like the the sound of Piggy Galore lol

  178. LestersLegends
    August 6th, 2010 at 7:00 am #

    Some good ones. Keep em coming. Not a fan of the Stallworth one though. Someone did die in that accident. Not exactly my type of humor.

  179. Toby
    August 6th, 2010 at 3:46 pm #

    Always used in one league

    THE GANGSTAs – the year I chagned to that 3 of my players were arrested….2 for DUI and one for domestic violence

    Also – Ron Mexico’s Free Clinic
    Vicks Dog Walking Service
    Dingo and The Baby (Family Guy reference)
    James Woods High (Family Guy again)

  180. heath
    August 7th, 2010 at 7:36 am #


  181. LestersLegends
    August 7th, 2010 at 8:09 am #

    I’m over the Vick ones personally.
    Heath – that’s pretty good.

  182. Jeremy
    August 7th, 2010 at 4:48 pm #

    Romo’s Homos
    Raiderette Railers
    Gold Rush Gaggers
    Balls Inyamouf

  183. Rich
    August 7th, 2010 at 5:51 pm #

    Stump the Schaub

  184. Bill W
    August 7th, 2010 at 11:28 pm #

    Got a great spot in my family room for my trophy! Just waiting for it to become official. ;) I decided I’m gonna hit up Kevin Kolb too, just so he can share in the glory. ;) Dude’s gotta have an email/facebook/twitter acct I can use. :)

    Love some of these other names still coming out too. :)

  185. LestersLegends
    August 8th, 2010 at 7:07 am #

    I will announce the winners tomorrow! I agree, there are some good names still coming in. That’s a good idea about Kolb. Maybe he’ll hook you up with a jersey.

  186. Bill W
    August 8th, 2010 at 9:45 am #

    Omg, that would be so tight if he actually hooked me up with a jersey! I’d probably have to win the contest with his name to have any chance at a jersey. ;) (Yeah, I’m shameless, but mine really would make the best team name…) :)

  187. LestersLegends
    August 8th, 2010 at 10:12 am #

    Even if he gave you an Atta Boy or nice job, that would be cool. A jersey or tickets would be stellar.

  188. will
    August 8th, 2010 at 5:32 pm #

    I’ve got a goofy duck head for my avatar…. here are 2 names I’ve used for my teams:

    willy’s buttquack

  189. Dustin
    August 8th, 2010 at 6:08 pm #

    Suck on My Peterson

  190. Bill W
    August 11th, 2010 at 10:15 am #

    The suspense is killing me. I feel the same as I did watching the Cardinals in the Superbowl. (stupid steelers). :) My nails are much shorter than they were a couple weeks ago. :)

    Just had a thought. How come there aren’t any college fantasy football leagues? That would be so much fun. You could have full D1 leagues or just Power Conference leagues… Super high scoring and it’ll help us take our minds off how “wrong” the BCS is at the end of the year… :) I’m a “BCS determines the top 4 teams for a 3-game playoff” guy.

    Anyway, looking forward to my trophy! ;)

  191. Bill W
    August 11th, 2010 at 10:28 am #

    For fun, I came up with some college team names:
    The Used Trojans
    Vandy Commodores 2600
    We’ll win Sooner than later.

    Ok, that was fun. :) See ya’ll later. :)

  192. LestersLegends
    August 11th, 2010 at 10:39 am #

    Looks like you beat the odds and got the trophy despite the 4th place finish. Send me your address at contact@lesterslegends.com and I’ll get the trophy out to you. Like the college names too, by the way.

  193. LestersLegends
    August 13th, 2010 at 7:39 am #

    I followed your lead with some college names of my own.


  194. Stevie V
    August 16th, 2010 at 8:32 am #

    That Thing Gotta Henne?

  195. Stevie V
    August 16th, 2010 at 8:33 am #

    for any Dodge owners out there… That Thing Gotta Henne?

  196. BK
    August 16th, 2010 at 3:30 pm #

    Death Panel.

  197. Eric G
    August 18th, 2010 at 8:12 am #

    A Boy Named Suh

  198. Pluce
    August 19th, 2010 at 2:37 am #

    It was Favre o Rice out All Day
    Ain’t No Beer in Heaven

  199. Pluce
    August 19th, 2010 at 2:38 am #

    That should have read
    It was Favre to Rice out All Day

  200. LestersLegends
    August 19th, 2010 at 10:03 am #

    I like the Boy Named Suh.

    Not following the Favre to Rice one.

    How’s this?
    Favre is Berrian the DBs and Harvin his way with the Safeties All Day.

  201. Steven
    August 20th, 2010 at 10:13 am #

    Rothlisberger Lefwitch some Batch and got his Dixon

  202. Patrick
    August 20th, 2010 at 1:32 pm #

    Strippers R People 2

  203. Van
    August 22nd, 2010 at 4:38 am #

    Miles got a case of the Crabtrees from a Kardashian

  204. LestersLegends
    August 23rd, 2010 at 10:53 am #

    A guy in my keeper league is using the team name Miles of Johnson.

  205. dw
    August 23rd, 2010 at 4:15 pm #

    Politically incorrect…yes, but funny to boot

    Turd and Long
    Short Bus Window Lickers
    TD’s and Beer

  206. Surge
    August 25th, 2010 at 5:02 pm #

    Orton hears a Suh

  207. Jim
    August 25th, 2010 at 8:45 pm #

    I’m Harvin Migraines

  208. LestersLegends
    August 25th, 2010 at 10:37 pm #

    That’s pretty good. Insensitive, but pretty good.

  209. Kevin
    August 26th, 2010 at 1:12 am #

    this is what i used last year that i thought was worthy of a top 5 or so but was to late to enter it this year and last year…

    Ted Drops A Pass aGinn

  210. LestersLegends
    August 26th, 2010 at 5:16 am #

    That is golden Kevin.

  211. Brad
    August 29th, 2010 at 2:34 pm #

    My team name will be
    Throwin EL-BOWS

  212. LestersLegends
    August 29th, 2010 at 2:48 pm #

    I like that one Brad.

  213. Tim
    August 29th, 2010 at 9:31 pm #

    Cromartie’s Kids
    My Ditka’s In Her Big A$$ TDs
    Roethlisberger’s Bathroom Breaks

  214. Josh Mac
    August 30th, 2010 at 9:36 pm #

    I didn’t realize you guys had a contest…oh well. Here are some I came up with (some are a bit off color)

    My couch pulls out, but I don’t
    1st Down Syndrome
    Beemer, Benz or Benson
    Blood and Gore
    Roethlisberger’s Rape Park
    Back Door Cover
    When it Wayne’s it Pours…

    Good Luck everyone this year

  215. LestersLegends
    August 30th, 2010 at 9:42 pm #

    That first one made me chuckle Josh.

  216. Bobcat32
    August 31st, 2010 at 11:56 am #

    Open it back up! Armed Schaubery!

  217. LestersLegends
    August 31st, 2010 at 1:10 pm #

    That’s good Bobcat

  218. mike
    August 31st, 2010 at 3:12 pm #

    Reggie Berrian himself in Kardashians Bush

  219. David
    August 31st, 2010 at 11:07 pm #

    Here are a few:

    Multiple Gore-gasms

    Revis Envy

    A rivers runs Suh it

  220. jason
    September 1st, 2010 at 4:31 pm #

    DeSeanShank Redemption is one of my team names this year and is wayyyy better than Schaub Shank Redemption haha

  221. LestersLegends
    September 1st, 2010 at 4:58 pm #

    I like Shaub better personally

  222. David
    September 1st, 2010 at 5:57 pm #

    Schaub-Shianc(oe) redemption

    Greene’s Leggs and Ham

    Naanee thing Suh can do Legadu better! (leader in the clubhouse)

    The Crosby Show

  223. Brad
    September 1st, 2010 at 6:39 pm #

    these names we are submitting will they be considered for next years competition

  224. LestersLegends
    September 1st, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    Yeah, you can use them next year.

  225. Brad
    September 1st, 2010 at 7:27 pm #

    what about one about b marsh and bill parcels
    Fire Marshall Bill

  226. LestersLegends
    September 1st, 2010 at 7:47 pm #

    Let me show you something.

  227. ahhhyeaa
    September 1st, 2010 at 9:53 pm #

    what about a classic…

    Love Me Some TDs (titty’s)

  228. nimms
    September 2nd, 2010 at 9:05 pm #

    The Missing Lynch (you know cause Marshawn Lynch is so freaking ugly)

  229. JB
    September 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 pm #

    “Sir Jay Picks-a-Lot”… This year can’t be any worse interception-wise for Cutler than last year can it?

  230. LestersLegends
    September 2nd, 2010 at 11:31 pm #

    That one is money nimms

  231. EL JJ
    September 3rd, 2010 at 8:39 am #

    Deep ‘n The Schaub of Texas
    Select Celek
    Joseph Addainasour
    M Knight Shaubalan
    Arian Fosters Huge TD’s

    and for the IDP’s
    Charles Lays Da Wood-Son

  232. BradB
    September 6th, 2010 at 9:06 am #

    I Schaub The Sherriff
    D-Bowes Bike Club
    Bernard’s Dingle Berrians

  233. LestersLegends
    September 6th, 2010 at 9:17 am #

    I love the Schaub one Brad

  234. JJackson7
    September 6th, 2010 at 4:23 pm #


  235. Joe
    September 6th, 2010 at 6:44 pm #


  236. Joe
    September 6th, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    Rhymes with punt

  237. LestersLegends
    September 6th, 2010 at 6:49 pm #

    That’s dirty, but good Joe.

    To build on yours.


  238. JR
    September 7th, 2010 at 1:36 am #

    Crosby Sweater

  239. Joe
    September 7th, 2010 at 5:11 pm #

    Rex and the F Bombs

    I’m Thinkin RB’s

    BP Spillers


  240. Zac
    September 8th, 2010 at 4:21 pm #

    Peppers Prey

  241. Greg
    September 17th, 2010 at 11:04 am #

    show me the way to the TD bar!

  242. Mike
    September 20th, 2010 at 7:52 am #

    My Coach pulls out but I don’t!

    Breeeeeeeeeeeze Nuts!

    Oh Yeah… your mother’s a Gore~!

  243. dev
    September 29th, 2010 at 1:00 am #


  244. Corey
    October 20th, 2010 at 3:04 pm #

    MendenHall’s Fruit Breesers

  245. justin
    November 3rd, 2010 at 9:32 pm #

    Breakin 2 Electric Legadoo

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