2011 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest

Mar 1, 2011

Soon fantasy baseball drafts will be underway. While doing all your due diligence to draft that perfect team is a necessity, let’s not forget that it’s also about fun. What better way to kick things off this year than with a funny fantasy baseball team name. To help you with some ideas, we’re going to run a contest. What’s a contest without prizes?
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The folks over at FantasySportsTrophies.com, home of numerous fantasy baseball trophies, are stepping up by giving away a Value Series fantasy baseball trophy. Our friends at Big Awesome Company are pitching in by donating a free t-shirt for the cause. Finally, my dad and brother are giving away a MonsterRaxx t-shirt.
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Limit three team names per entrant. The contest will be open until March 15th. We will then narrow it down to three team names and put it up to a vote. Please submit your entries at the bottom of this page.
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Here’s a look at last year’s contest for some inspiration.
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114 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

Art O.
March 1st, 2011 at 10:18 am #

Team Names:

Kent Touch This
Miggys Trashed Mashers
Show Me Your R.A. Dickey
LestersLegends
March 1st, 2011 at 10:42 am #

Way to get us started Art.
Omid
March 2nd, 2011 at 5:36 am #

Zumaya Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

Hey yay yay yay yay…Smoak weed eryday!

Nobody F*cks with Dejesus
LestersLegends
March 2nd, 2011 at 6:47 am #

Thanks for adding Omid.
Steve-Oh
March 2nd, 2011 at 7:57 am #

Slow and steady wins the Reyes
Carry on my Heyward son
LestersLegends
March 2nd, 2011 at 8:02 am #

Awesome Steve.
Phil
March 2nd, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

Nyjer Please
LestersLegends
March 2nd, 2011 at 3:07 pm #

Yeah, I’m going to have to ban all the ones referencing Nyjer Morgan.
Kevin
March 4th, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

Chase the 4 Ace’s
4 Ace’s and a Cup of Joe
Mad(e)off with the money
LestersLegends
March 4th, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

Nice Kevin.
Andrew
March 4th, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

Suck it Dra-Bek

ManRam’d by ARod in the Pujols
LestersLegends
March 4th, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

Haha Andrew. Good ones.
Eli
March 5th, 2011 at 7:48 am #

Draconian Measures
Too Big To Fail
Guerilla Tactics
LestersLegends
March 5th, 2011 at 7:53 am #

Good ones Eli.
scott
March 6th, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

You CAIN squeeze the ZITO on my BUMGARNER!
LestersLegends
March 6th, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

Like the one scott.
Jim
March 7th, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

Morneau Mister Nice Guy
Mine is Longoria than Yours
Winning with Tiger Blood
LestersLegends
March 7th, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

Good stuff Jim.
Dan
March 7th, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

Don’t Cry For Me Bernardina
Cuddyers Eve
Theriot Hart Out
LestersLegends
March 7th, 2011 at 2:39 pm #

Solid Dan.
Scott
March 7th, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

The Nationals are DUNN!
I’d rather be eating POSEY
Rock Songs:
Smells like TEAM spirit
Highway to Hellickson
Smoke on the WIETERS
(Sittin’ on) the dockof the JASON BAY
LestersLegends
March 7th, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

Like the Smoke on the Wieters one.
scott
March 7th, 2011 at 8:50 pm #

Movies:
The Good, the Bad and the Uggla
Citizen Cain
Kill Bill buckner Vol. 1
Life of Brian wilson
A Clockwork Orange and black (Giant Fans)
Gone with the Wind (Cub fans)
Saving Private Ryan howard
Cool Hand Luke scott
The Fantastic Mr. Nellie Fox
LestersLegends
March 7th, 2011 at 9:02 pm #

Uggla one is my favorite of them scott.
Matty Wil
March 7th, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

no one man should have all that mauer
LestersLegends
March 7th, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

like it Matty Wil
Omid
March 8th, 2011 at 5:23 am #

Missed opportunity by Scott:Smoak on the Weiters.
Matty Wil, the Mauer name is phenomenal.
Continuing the rap theme: You Know It’s Harden Out Here For A Pimp
LestersLegends
March 8th, 2011 at 6:56 am #

Omid – agree Smoak on the Wieters is better
Rodney K
March 8th, 2011 at 11:50 am #

One nut Krukers
LestersLegends
March 8th, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

throwback name Rodney. nice.
scott
March 8th, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

The older I get the less I Morneau
There’s no Smoak without fire
A Penny saved is a Penny earned
Only the Loney
Big Wheel keep on Rolen
Your Cheatin’ Hart
Old King Cole
LestersLegends
March 8th, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

Some good entries Scott. you guys are making this tough. Keep em coming.
scott
March 8th, 2011 at 7:13 pm #

A BYRD in the hand is WERTH two in the BUSH LEAGUE
LestersLegends
March 8th, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

Nice.
Jim D
March 8th, 2011 at 8:30 pm #

Not at the Table Carlos Santana!!!
Cody
March 9th, 2011 at 11:22 am #

Huff The Magic Giant
McCabrera’s Single Malt
“Avoid the clap” – Jim Abbot
Cooper
March 9th, 2011 at 11:29 am #

Turd Ferguson Jenkins
Green Monsters Inc.
Slump Buster Olneys
Joe
March 9th, 2011 at 11:31 am #

Napa Votto Parts
Jerkin’ yer Kurkjian
Mussina with Sasquatch
paul
March 9th, 2011 at 11:31 am #

Pontius Pirates.
LestersLegends
March 9th, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

Good ones Cody/Cooper/Joe
now that’s really old school paul
susan varney
March 9th, 2011 at 2:25 pm #

the soultakers
the contract yeareteers
wild things
scott
March 9th, 2011 at 11:42 pm #

Don’t but your SWEENEY in that THOLE!
scott
March 9th, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

OOPS
Don’t PUT your SWEENEY in that THOLE!
scott
March 9th, 2011 at 11:54 pm #

A Freudian Slip!
scott
March 9th, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

My SWEENEY has a LEAKE!
scott
March 10th, 2011 at 12:02 am #

Bats in the Beltre
Roger
March 10th, 2011 at 6:08 am #

Kiss my Ace
Roger’s Rabbits
The Jolly Roger’s
Roger
March 10th, 2011 at 6:13 am #

Nelda’s Knockers
Highheeled Boys
Show me your RBIs
LestersLegends
March 10th, 2011 at 6:23 am #

haha scott. good ones. nice job roger
Brad
March 10th, 2011 at 10:57 am #

Vottomatic Victory
Choo Choo Trains
Utleymate Warriors
Gerry
March 10th, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

You can call me KENDREE or you can call me KENDRYS, just don’t call me KENDRY.
THOME or not THOME?
Raise the SHIELDS, KIRK and get ready to set SALE.
LestersLegends
March 10th, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

nicely done brad and Gerry
Keith
March 12th, 2011 at 6:51 am #

Get Yaself a Surhoff
I always wake up with Kerry Wood
scott
March 13th, 2011 at 11:54 am #

A BYRD in the hand is WERTH two in the Matt BUSH
BOURN to HUFF & buff SMOAK
LestersLegends
March 13th, 2011 at 11:56 am #

solid guys
Muzzyzinger
March 13th, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

Hes Not Denarded Just Slowey
LestersLegends
March 13th, 2011 at 12:54 pm #

insensitive, but creative
Brad
March 14th, 2011 at 12:23 am #

Want Teixeira Smoak?
LestersLegends
March 14th, 2011 at 5:14 am #

That one is sneaky good Brad.
Mike Saczynski
March 14th, 2011 at 9:47 am #

Jack Mac and the Stat-Attacks
Mink
March 14th, 2011 at 10:14 am #

Just Call A CAB-rera!!!
LestersLegends
March 14th, 2011 at 10:16 am #

Nice Mink.
Beerisc
March 15th, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

Suck My Chien Ming Wang
Beerisc
March 15th, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

Teach Me How To Uggie (Uggla)
Beerisc
March 15th, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

or Teach me How to Utley
scott
March 15th, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

You can’t SMOAK sugar CAIN
Muzzyzinger
March 15th, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

Brian Wilson & Stromboli, Seperated at birth
Cano-Lidge is Mauer
Phillip
March 15th, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

Inglorious Batstars
Coyote Uggla
Kalish ka-bob
Betsy
March 15th, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

LA Ker-shaw Massacare
Classy Freddie Freeman
Where for art tho, Romero

Sorry, I am late with these but I wanted to throw these on here to try and see if I could beat MY HUSBAND this year. All he did was brag about entering the football name contest. I see he posted @ 9:31pm. So alas, here are 2 more just for some fun. Good Luck fellas, may the best GIRL WIN!!!

Girls want Sizemore
Doumit to me 1 more time
LestersLegends
March 15th, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

Haha. Love the names and the confidence Betsy. You made it in with time to spare.
scott
March 17th, 2011 at 2:16 pm #

HAREN my SWEENEY
My SWEENEY is SORIA
Oscar Meyer SWEENEY
UPTON SMOAK
ROLEN it and BURNETT
matt
March 18th, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

Phils are Werth-less

Kiss my Rasmus!!!

Ingrown Haren my Pujols

ROLEN and Smoak’n
LestersLegends
March 18th, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

keep em coming everybody. i like the upton smoak and werth-less one.
Mike
March 20th, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

Not sure if its too late, but:

The Magic Wandy’s (wandy rodriguez)
Pocket Full of Posey/Ring around the posey
LestersLegends
March 20th, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

too late mike, but I like the posey one.
Jason
March 21st, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

Yes we McCann!
Rob
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

The Dirty Pujols
matt
March 23rd, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

The Carpenter — Abreviation (INRI) (Chris Carpenter)
Todd
March 23rd, 2011 at 3:04 pm #

Todd’s Tater’s
LestersLegends
March 23rd, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

Nice jason, rob, matt, and todd. keep em coming.
Craig
March 23rd, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

Uggla Betty…
or
Rubix KUBEL..
or
CHOO Girls, 1 Cup..
or
Insane Clown POSEY…
or
Duchscherer Bags…
LestersLegends
March 23rd, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

Craig – I really like the Choo one and the Kubel one.
roger
March 24th, 2011 at 10:52 am #

who won
LestersLegends
March 24th, 2011 at 11:11 am #

Finalists: http://lesterslegends.com/2011-fantasy-baseball-team-contest-finalists/

Winners:
First Place: The Good, the Bad and the Uggla – Scott
Second Place: Inglorious Batstars – Phillip
Third Place: Smoak on the Weiters – Omid

http://lesterslegends.com/2011-fantasy-baseball-team-contest-winners/
Matt
March 25th, 2011 at 7:12 pm #

Don’t Laugh at my RA Dickey
LestersLegends
March 26th, 2011 at 9:57 am #

How about “my belly sticks out further than my RA Dickey do”
Nate
March 27th, 2011 at 10:30 am #

Honey nut Ichiros
kkelly67
March 28th, 2011 at 9:29 am #

LONEY Toons
AARSDMA-geddon
Cum in your JAIR
It burns when I PEAVY
LestersLegends
March 28th, 2011 at 10:26 am #

I like that Nate and I like the Aardsma one kkelly
Alex
March 29th, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

Tsuyoshi’s World
Tsuyoshi’s Land
LestersLegends
March 29th, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

If you’re from the NYC area get in on the newest contest.
http://lesterslegends.com/lombardi-broadway-contest/
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March 30th, 2011 at 9:05 am #

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Tara
April 3rd, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

You and Me Baby Ain’t Nothin’ But Hamels
Nick
April 7th, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

O’Rios and Milk
Cruz to Victory
Dont Choo on my Wieter
Beckham and cheese
Stop…Hameltime
Mike and Ike
Steven
April 10th, 2011 at 8:03 pm #

From Dusk Till Braun
Super Mauerio
LestersLegends
April 10th, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

I like the Braun one. Keep ‘em coming.
LestersLegends
April 13th, 2011 at 8:08 am #

Just thought of one I’d add.

Domo arigato, Mr. Joe Votto
Tyler
April 13th, 2011 at 7:42 pm #

I Have a Small Prius
2Balls 1Bat 1Glove
2 Uptons 1 Cup
Tyler
April 13th, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

With the “I have a small Prius” you can insert any players name and still works well. ha
muzzyzinger
April 13th, 2011 at 7:55 pm #

Your Mother’s Father Determines if Ubaldo
LestersLegends
April 13th, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

muzzy – love it
Kid Gutty
April 14th, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

the trials are locked with bonds
Devon
April 15th, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

Matt Cain is Able
Byrnes when I Peavy
VAmetsfan85
April 18th, 2011 at 6:09 am #

Mr. Met Has Blue Balls.

Doing the Wright Thing.
scott
February 15th, 2012 at 3:28 pm #

Your Mother’s a Jorge
LestersLegends
February 15th, 2012 at 3:49 pm #

Watch your tounge. Haha. Good one Scott.
Muzzyzinger
February 15th, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

The pitcher formally known as Fausto
Braun Mexico
LestersLegends
February 17th, 2012 at 11:32 am #

Here is a link to the 2012 fantasy team name contest:

http://lesterslegends.com/2012-fantasy-baseball-team-contest/
Daniel MacLean
February 26th, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

Lyan Bruan
Leo Nunez and Fausto Carmona’s Fake ID Co.
Needles and Lies
I’m your Favrer
Big Black and Smelly
TC
February 28th, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

Jason Berken-Belsen
mike
March 8th, 2012 at 9:53 am #

bumP’N Utley’S
Eric "The G.M." Warnke
March 11th, 2012 at 8:27 pm #

IJustinhaletheSmoak SheDougitwheniFister Prince Fielder Up My Ichiro of pubes
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March 29th, 2012 at 6:40 pm #

Pellsbury Dough Boy