2011 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest

Mar 1, 2011

Soon fantasy baseball drafts will be underway. While doing all your due diligence to draft that perfect team is a necessity, let’s not forget that it’s also about fun. What better way to kick things off this year than with a funny fantasy baseball team name. To help you with some ideas, we’re going to run a contest. What’s a contest without prizes?
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The folks over at FantasySportsTrophies.com, home of numerous fantasy baseball trophies, are stepping up by giving away a Value Series fantasy baseball trophy. Our friends at Big Awesome Company are pitching in by donating a free t-shirt for the cause. Finally, my dad and brother are giving away a MonsterRaxx t-shirt.
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Limit three team names per entrant.  The contest will be open until March 15th.  We will then narrow it down to three team names and put it up to a vote. Please submit your entries at the bottom of this page.
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Here’s a look at last year’s contest for some inspiration.
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114 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Art O.
    March 1st, 2011 at 10:18 am #

    Team Names:

    Kent Touch This
    Miggys Trashed Mashers
    Show Me Your R.A. Dickey

  2. LestersLegends
    March 1st, 2011 at 10:42 am #

    Way to get us started Art.

  3. Omid
    March 2nd, 2011 at 5:36 am #

    Zumaya Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

    Hey yay yay yay yay…Smoak weed eryday!

    Nobody F*cks with Dejesus

  4. LestersLegends
    March 2nd, 2011 at 6:47 am #

    Thanks for adding Omid.

  5. Steve-Oh
    March 2nd, 2011 at 7:57 am #

    Slow and steady wins the Reyes
    Carry on my Heyward son

  6. LestersLegends
    March 2nd, 2011 at 8:02 am #

    Awesome Steve.

  7. Phil
    March 2nd, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

    Nyjer Please

  8. LestersLegends
    March 2nd, 2011 at 3:07 pm #

    Yeah, I’m going to have to ban all the ones referencing Nyjer Morgan.

  9. Kevin
    March 4th, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    Chase the 4 Ace’s
    4 Ace’s and a Cup of Joe
    Mad(e)off with the money

  10. LestersLegends
    March 4th, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

    Nice Kevin.

  11. Andrew
    March 4th, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Suck it Dra-Bek

    ManRam’d by ARod in the Pujols

  12. LestersLegends
    March 4th, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Haha Andrew. Good ones.

  13. Eli
    March 5th, 2011 at 7:48 am #

    Draconian Measures
    Too Big To Fail
    Guerilla Tactics

  14. LestersLegends
    March 5th, 2011 at 7:53 am #

    Good ones Eli.

  15. scott
    March 6th, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    You CAIN squeeze the ZITO on my BUMGARNER!

  16. LestersLegends
    March 6th, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

    Like the one scott.

  17. Jim
    March 7th, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    Morneau Mister Nice Guy
    Mine is Longoria than Yours
    Winning with Tiger Blood

  18. LestersLegends
    March 7th, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    Good stuff Jim.

  19. Dan
    March 7th, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    Don’t Cry For Me Bernardina
    Cuddyers Eve
    Theriot Hart Out

  20. LestersLegends
    March 7th, 2011 at 2:39 pm #

    Solid Dan.

  21. Scott
    March 7th, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    The Nationals are DUNN!
    I’d rather be eating POSEY
    Rock Songs:
    Smells like TEAM spirit
    Highway to Hellickson
    Smoke on the WIETERS
    (Sittin’ on) the dockof the JASON BAY

  22. LestersLegends
    March 7th, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    Like the Smoke on the Wieters one.

  23. scott
    March 7th, 2011 at 8:50 pm #

    Movies:
    The Good, the Bad and the Uggla
    Citizen Cain
    Kill Bill buckner Vol. 1
    Life of Brian wilson
    A Clockwork Orange and black (Giant Fans)
    Gone with the Wind (Cub fans)
    Saving Private Ryan howard
    Cool Hand Luke scott
    The Fantastic Mr. Nellie Fox

  24. LestersLegends
    March 7th, 2011 at 9:02 pm #

    Uggla one is my favorite of them scott.

  25. Matty Wil
    March 7th, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    no one man should have all that mauer

  26. LestersLegends
    March 7th, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    like it Matty Wil

  27. Omid
    March 8th, 2011 at 5:23 am #

    Missed opportunity by Scott:Smoak on the Weiters.
    Matty Wil, the Mauer name is phenomenal.
    Continuing the rap theme: You Know It’s Harden Out Here For A Pimp

  28. LestersLegends
    March 8th, 2011 at 6:56 am #

    Omid – agree Smoak on the Wieters is better

  29. Rodney K
    March 8th, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    One nut Krukers

  30. LestersLegends
    March 8th, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

    throwback name Rodney. nice.

  31. scott
    March 8th, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

    The older I get the less I Morneau
    There’s no Smoak without fire
    A Penny saved is a Penny earned
    Only the Loney
    Big Wheel keep on Rolen
    Your Cheatin’ Hart
    Old King Cole

  32. LestersLegends
    March 8th, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

    Some good entries Scott. you guys are making this tough. Keep em coming.

  33. scott
    March 8th, 2011 at 7:13 pm #

    A BYRD in the hand is WERTH two in the BUSH LEAGUE

  34. LestersLegends
    March 8th, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    Nice.

  35. Jim D
    March 8th, 2011 at 8:30 pm #

    Not at the Table Carlos Santana!!!

  36. Cody
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Huff The Magic Giant
    McCabrera’s Single Malt
    “Avoid the clap” – Jim Abbot

  37. Cooper
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    Turd Ferguson Jenkins
    Green Monsters Inc.
    Slump Buster Olneys

  38. Joe
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    Napa Votto Parts
    Jerkin’ yer Kurkjian
    Mussina with Sasquatch

  39. paul
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    Pontius Pirates.

  40. LestersLegends
    March 9th, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    Good ones Cody/Cooper/Joe
    now that’s really old school paul

  41. susan varney
    March 9th, 2011 at 2:25 pm #

    the soultakers
    the contract yeareteers
    wild things

  42. scott
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:42 pm #

    Don’t but your SWEENEY in that THOLE!

  43. scott
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    OOPS
    Don’t PUT your SWEENEY in that THOLE!

  44. scott
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:54 pm #

    A Freudian Slip!

  45. scott
    March 9th, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    My SWEENEY has a LEAKE!

  46. scott
    March 10th, 2011 at 12:02 am #

    Bats in the Beltre

  47. Roger
    March 10th, 2011 at 6:08 am #

    Kiss my Ace
    Roger’s Rabbits
    The Jolly Roger’s

  48. Roger
    March 10th, 2011 at 6:13 am #

    Nelda’s Knockers
    Highheeled Boys
    Show me your RBIs

  49. LestersLegends
    March 10th, 2011 at 6:23 am #

    haha scott. good ones. nice job roger

  50. Brad
    March 10th, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    Vottomatic Victory
    Choo Choo Trains
    Utleymate Warriors

  51. Gerry
    March 10th, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

    You can call me KENDREE or you can call me KENDRYS, just don’t call me KENDRY.
    THOME or not THOME?
    Raise the SHIELDS, KIRK and get ready to set SALE.

  52. LestersLegends
    March 10th, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    nicely done brad and Gerry

  53. Keith
    March 12th, 2011 at 6:51 am #

    Get Yaself a Surhoff
    I always wake up with Kerry Wood

  54. scott
    March 13th, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    A BYRD in the hand is WERTH two in the Matt BUSH
    BOURN to HUFF & buff SMOAK

  55. LestersLegends
    March 13th, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    solid guys

  56. Muzzyzinger
    March 13th, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    Hes Not Denarded Just Slowey

  57. LestersLegends
    March 13th, 2011 at 12:54 pm #

    insensitive, but creative

  58. Brad
    March 14th, 2011 at 12:23 am #

    Want Teixeira Smoak?

  59. LestersLegends
    March 14th, 2011 at 5:14 am #

    That one is sneaky good Brad.

  60. Mike Saczynski
    March 14th, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    Jack Mac and the Stat-Attacks

  61. Mink
    March 14th, 2011 at 10:14 am #

    Just Call A CAB-rera!!!

  62. LestersLegends
    March 14th, 2011 at 10:16 am #

    Nice Mink.

  63. Beerisc
    March 15th, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

    Suck My Chien Ming Wang

  64. Beerisc
    March 15th, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    Teach Me How To Uggie (Uggla)

  65. Beerisc
    March 15th, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    or Teach me How to Utley

  66. scott
    March 15th, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

    You can’t SMOAK sugar CAIN

  67. Muzzyzinger
    March 15th, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

    Brian Wilson & Stromboli, Seperated at birth
    Cano-Lidge is Mauer

  68. Phillip
    March 15th, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    Inglorious Batstars
    Coyote Uggla
    Kalish ka-bob

  69. Betsy
    March 15th, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    LA Ker-shaw Massacare
    Classy Freddie Freeman
    Where for art tho, Romero

    Sorry, I am late with these but I wanted to throw these on here to try and see if I could beat MY HUSBAND this year. All he did was brag about entering the football name contest. I see he posted @ 9:31pm. So alas, here are 2 more just for some fun. Good Luck fellas, may the best GIRL WIN!!!

    Girls want Sizemore
    Doumit to me 1 more time

  70. LestersLegends
    March 15th, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Haha. Love the names and the confidence Betsy. You made it in with time to spare.

  71. scott
    March 17th, 2011 at 2:16 pm #

    HAREN my SWEENEY
    My SWEENEY is SORIA
    Oscar Meyer SWEENEY
    UPTON SMOAK
    ROLEN it and BURNETT

  72. matt
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    Phils are Werth-less

    Kiss my Rasmus!!!

    Ingrown Haren my Pujols

    ROLEN and Smoak’n

  73. LestersLegends
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    keep em coming everybody. i like the upton smoak and werth-less one.

  74. Mike
    March 20th, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Not sure if its too late, but:

    The Magic Wandy’s (wandy rodriguez)
    Pocket Full of Posey/Ring around the posey

  75. LestersLegends
    March 20th, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    too late mike, but I like the posey one.

  76. Jason
    March 21st, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    Yes we McCann!

  77. Rob
    March 22nd, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    The Dirty Pujols

  78. matt
    March 23rd, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

    The Carpenter — Abreviation (INRI) (Chris Carpenter)

  79. Todd
    March 23rd, 2011 at 3:04 pm #

    Todd’s Tater’s

  80. LestersLegends
    March 23rd, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

    Nice jason, rob, matt, and todd. keep em coming.

  81. Craig
    March 23rd, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

    Uggla Betty…
    or
    Rubix KUBEL..
    or
    CHOO Girls, 1 Cup..
    or
    Insane Clown POSEY…
    or
    Duchscherer Bags…

  82. LestersLegends
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

    Craig – I really like the Choo one and the Kubel one.

  83. roger
    March 24th, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    who won

  84. LestersLegends
    March 24th, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Finalists: http://lesterslegends.com/2011-fantasy-baseball-team-contest-finalists/

    Winners:
    First Place: The Good, the Bad and the Uggla – Scott
    Second Place: Inglorious Batstars – Phillip
    Third Place: Smoak on the Weiters – Omid

    http://lesterslegends.com/2011-fantasy-baseball-team-contest-winners/

  85. Matt
    March 25th, 2011 at 7:12 pm #

    Don’t Laugh at my RA Dickey

  86. LestersLegends
    March 26th, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    How about “my belly sticks out further than my RA Dickey do”

  87. Nate
    March 27th, 2011 at 10:30 am #

    Honey nut Ichiros

  88. kkelly67
    March 28th, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    LONEY Toons
    AARSDMA-geddon
    Cum in your JAIR
    It burns when I PEAVY

  89. LestersLegends
    March 28th, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    I like that Nate and I like the Aardsma one kkelly

  90. Alex
    March 29th, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

    Tsuyoshi’s World
    Tsuyoshi’s Land

  91. LestersLegends
    March 29th, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    If you’re from the NYC area get in on the newest contest.
    http://lesterslegends.com/lombardi-broadway-contest/

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  93. Tara
    April 3rd, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    You and Me Baby Ain’t Nothin’ But Hamels

  94. Nick
    April 7th, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    O’Rios and Milk
    Cruz to Victory
    Dont Choo on my Wieter
    Beckham and cheese
    Stop…Hameltime
    Mike and Ike

  95. Steven
    April 10th, 2011 at 8:03 pm #

    From Dusk Till Braun
    Super Mauerio

  96. LestersLegends
    April 10th, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    I like the Braun one. Keep ‘em coming.

  97. LestersLegends
    April 13th, 2011 at 8:08 am #

    Just thought of one I’d add.

    Domo arigato, Mr. Joe Votto

  98. Tyler
    April 13th, 2011 at 7:42 pm #

    I Have a Small Prius
    2Balls 1Bat 1Glove
    2 Uptons 1 Cup

  99. Tyler
    April 13th, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    With the “I have a small Prius” you can insert any players name and still works well. ha

  100. muzzyzinger
    April 13th, 2011 at 7:55 pm #

    Your Mother’s Father Determines if Ubaldo

  101. LestersLegends
    April 13th, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

    muzzy – love it

  102. Kid Gutty
    April 14th, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

    the trials are locked with bonds

  103. Devon
    April 15th, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    Matt Cain is Able
    Byrnes when I Peavy

  104. VAmetsfan85
    April 18th, 2011 at 6:09 am #

    Mr. Met Has Blue Balls.

    Doing the Wright Thing.

  105. scott
    February 15th, 2012 at 3:28 pm #

    Your Mother’s a Jorge

  106. LestersLegends
    February 15th, 2012 at 3:49 pm #

    Watch your tounge. Haha. Good one Scott.

  107. Muzzyzinger
    February 15th, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

    The pitcher formally known as Fausto
    Braun Mexico

  108. LestersLegends
    February 17th, 2012 at 11:32 am #

    Here is a link to the 2012 fantasy team name contest:

    http://lesterslegends.com/2012-fantasy-baseball-team-contest/

  109. Daniel MacLean
    February 26th, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

    Lyan Bruan
    Leo Nunez and Fausto Carmona’s Fake ID Co.
    Needles and Lies
    I’m your Favrer
    Big Black and Smelly

  110. TC
    February 28th, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

    Jason Berken-Belsen

  111. mike
    March 8th, 2012 at 9:53 am #

    bumP’N Utley’S

  112. Eric "The G.M." Warnke
    March 11th, 2012 at 8:27 pm #

    IJustinhaletheSmoak SheDougitwheniFister Prince Fielder Up My Ichiro of pubes

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  114. Zeb
    March 29th, 2012 at 6:40 pm #

    Pellsbury Dough Boy

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