2011 Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest

Jul 18, 2011

LestersLegends Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest


The 2011 fantasy football season is around the corner.  LestersLegends.com wants you to name our fantasy football team again this year.  Not only will you have the bragging rights, but the top five entries will take home a prize.


FantasySportsTrophies.com has been kind enough to donate a free  fantasy football championship trophy. Big Awesome Company will provide a cool t-shirt. Monster Raxx has offered a free t-shirt to one of the winners. LestersLegends will provide a $25 Nike gift certificate and an XL LestersLegends t-shirt

All you need to win is a creative name and contact information to get your prize.  You can reference football players, songs, movies, whatever.  Just be original and keep it somewhat clean.


Limit three team names per entrant.  The contest will be open until August 19th.  We will then narrow it down to ten team names and put it up to a vote. Scroll down past the entries below to submit your names.


Here are the 2010 finalists:
A Kolb Day in Hell
Cooley than the Other Side of the Pillow

Corn on the Schaub

Dezzie Does Dallas
(2009 contest winner)
Henne Nut Cheerios

Ix-nay on the Heyward-Bey - Reid
Revis and Butthead

Schaub Shank Redemption

Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

The Godfavre


Here are the 2009 finalists:

Kibbles and Vicks(2009 contest winner)
Eli-The Other White Manning
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Cassel Greyskull

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125 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Bill W
    July 21st, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    Hello again all! Here’s your winners!!

    Newton’s Law of Physiques
    The Hillis have Eyes
    Watchin’ Scrambled Vrabel

    Bill W

  2. LestersLegends
    July 21st, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    Hillis have Eyes is money. Easily a finalist candidate. the other two are good, but I love the Hillis one. Way to kick it off Bill.

  3. Bill W
    July 22nd, 2011 at 9:46 am #

    You know me. (well sorta) No one really loves the fantasy football season more than i do and I think the names are a big part of the fun. :) It IS hard trying to think of stuff that hasn’t been done before… The internet is littered with “good ideas.” :) I’m afraid to even look up the names I gave for the simple fact I don’t WANT to know if anyone else beat me to the punch. That way, I remain blissfully ignorant. ;)

  4. LestersLegends
    July 22nd, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    Funny Bill

  5. J-Hill
    July 23rd, 2011 at 7:46 am #

    “Detroit Playoffs? Fairley Suhn”
    “V. Young and the Restless”
    “Suck My Vick”

  6. LestersLegends
    July 23rd, 2011 at 8:13 am #

    Nice J-Hill. Love the Fairley Suhn one.

  7. Alec Volkman
    July 25th, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

    Gridiron Brothel
    The Book of Eli
    One Tree Hillis

  8. LestersLegends
    July 25th, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    Good stuff Alec.

  9. Kiran Mirza
    July 25th, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

    Vick’s Doggy Daycare

  10. LestersLegends
    July 25th, 2011 at 8:04 pm #

    I’m over the Vick ones personally.

  11. Bryan
    July 26th, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    The Benedict Palmers

  12. LestersLegends
    July 27th, 2011 at 4:35 am #

    Like it Bryan

  13. Steve C.
    July 28th, 2011 at 7:36 pm #

    The Vikings are left to Ponder

    Yo Gabba Gabbert

  14. LestersLegends
    July 28th, 2011 at 7:46 pm #

    nice steve

  15. Reid
    July 29th, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

    Here are my three for this year:

    Lockout with my Cock Out

    Vick in a Box

    It’s Worth Asomughaaaaaat!

  16. Jeff O
    July 30th, 2011 at 8:09 pm #

    Dainty Moore Fin Stew

  17. Jeff O
    July 30th, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    Taint My Bush and Henne

  18. Brandon
    July 30th, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    The Fake Chowboys

  19. Robbie
    July 31st, 2011 at 4:31 pm #

    Throw Mamma from the Torain
    Come on Ride the Torain

  20. Terry
    July 31st, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    Testicular Fortitude
    Arian Australian for Beer
    Anthony’s Dixon What?

  21. ricky murphy
    July 31st, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    Dez Miles think Witten is a Romosapian

  22. ricky m
    July 31st, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

    The VICKtorian dog pound

  23. LestersLegends
    August 1st, 2011 at 4:41 am #

    good ones everyone. keep em coming.

  24. Mike
    August 1st, 2011 at 6:00 am #

    Rock out with your Lockout

  25. mike b
    August 1st, 2011 at 8:10 pm #

    Watcha’ Talkin’ Bout’ Hillis

    Obi-Wan Fitzpatrick

    Casey Anthony’s Day Care

    /\ /\ /\ /\ championship name right there

  26. LestersLegends
    August 1st, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    sorry mike b, but that Casey Anthony one has not shot at being a finalist. That’s just wrong.

  27. Brian Dezelske
    August 3rd, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Here are two really creative names that should win, names I have not seen out there…

    1. Raging Tuaolos
    2. LEEE-ROYYY Jenkins

    I really hope you’ve seen the LeRoy Jenkins youtube clip, or its not that funny.

  28. Jason Burgess
    August 3rd, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Here you go!!
    Pipe Dream Team
    Whats my ditka tate like?

  29. greg pildner
    August 3rd, 2011 at 2:18 pm #

    Avoid the Lloyd

  30. LestersLegends
    August 3rd, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    Like that one greg. keep em coming some good ones.

  31. Jason
    August 3rd, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    Arian Foster Nation

  32. LestersLegends
    August 3rd, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

    Over Pat Willis and through Charles Woodson to Grandfavre’s house we go.

  33. Sean
    August 3rd, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    Favre Like an Eagle

  34. Chris Scott
    August 3rd, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

    Maclin on Biddies
    Brady Back Ribs
    Belichick yourself b4 you REX yourself

  35. greg pildner
    August 3rd, 2011 at 11:04 pm #

    Hardesty to stay healthy
    Are you Leshoure,Yes im Leshoure

  36. greg pildner
    August 3rd, 2011 at 11:07 pm #

    Hardesty healthy
    Are you Leshoure,Yes im Leshoure

  37. LestersLegends
    August 4th, 2011 at 4:42 am #

    nice ones. some heavy hitters. keep em coming

  38. Cloose
    August 4th, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    Osi My LabiUmenyiora

  39. CNOTE
    August 4th, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    Osi’s LabiUmenyiora

  40. Brett
    August 5th, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    -The Dez Dispensers
    -Your in good hands with Alstott
    -I love Dez…(No Romo)

  41. Tim W.
    August 6th, 2011 at 8:11 pm #

    1. Tattoo Pryor
    2. Scam Newton
    3. Favreulous

  42. Heather R.
    August 6th, 2011 at 11:38 pm #


    Come on ppls….. Sing it with me…. :-P

    Check baby check baby one two three four
    Check baby check baby one two three
    Check baby check baby one two
    Check baby check baby one

    It’s called the rump shaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
    I’m feelin manly and your shaker’s comin in handy

  43. LestersLegends
    August 7th, 2011 at 6:58 am #

    good stuff everybody, love the spirit Heather

  44. Tom Garrett
    August 7th, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    I have a good one..

    It’s all about the ReX’s & tOe’s

  45. Justin
    August 7th, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

    Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe!!!

  46. LestersLegends
    August 7th, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    tom – that’s good
    justin – i love that one, but i’ve heard that one before

  47. Jamie
    August 7th, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Hoping for at least a little originality so here goes…
    Flaccoroni N Cheese
    The First Cutler’s the Weakest
    Johnny Knox Boots

    P.S. As a Wolverine fan, Tattoo Pryor LMAO! Good one! ;)

  48. thebenny
    August 7th, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    Harder than a Russian

    (credits to Will Hill’s twitter feed)

  49. Cade
    August 7th, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

    These are the winners baby!!!

    Legadu my Eggo

    Pack to the Future

    The Denver Blumpkins

  50. Brad Wicker
    August 8th, 2011 at 11:17 am #

    Sundaze4 Winning! Duh!

  51. Michael Wesley
    August 8th, 2011 at 1:10 pm #

    The Law office of Schaub, Foster and Johnson

  52. Fergy
    August 8th, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

    Ooh-man-your-a goin’ down!
    McNabb me da chip
    Ah You Captain Frostee Rucker?

  53. Jason
    August 8th, 2011 at 3:19 pm #

    King of the Cassle
    Chicken Moeaki
    Fairley Tale

    These are your winning team names

  54. Sam
    August 8th, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    Plaxidental Shooting

  55. LestersLegends
    August 8th, 2011 at 5:44 pm #

    Some really outstanding ones.

  56. Brian
    August 8th, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

    Brady, Brady, Brady ooh!

    Kuhn and Friends

    Hines your kids, Hines your wives cuz they Roethlisbergerin’ everyone up in here!

  57. Cody
    August 8th, 2011 at 8:21 pm #

    Berrian u 6 feet under

    My Maroney has a first name its Oscar

    Ben There Raped That

  58. Brannon
    August 8th, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

    Ain’t That A Bench

  59. Brannon
    August 8th, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    Ain’t That A Bench

    Breaston Plants

  60. Ravishing Rick Rude
    August 8th, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    Money for Nothin’, Hakeem Nicks for Free.

    Shot through Gerhart, and You’re to Blame.

  61. Ronnie
    August 9th, 2011 at 4:18 am #

    Jersey LeShoure

  62. Dustin G
    August 9th, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    Manning Up and Tucking It In

  63. Dustin G
    August 9th, 2011 at 10:18 am #

    Mind Your Ps and QBs

  64. Brian
    August 9th, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    1. Kosar Beef Hot Dogs
    2. Music City Massacre
    3. Married With Childress

  65. nik geissbuhler
    August 9th, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    Meat Popsickle’s
    Ray Rice and Beans
    Rice Rice Baby

  66. Ace
    August 9th, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    Brees E-Z Wit Vicks
    Mtn. Drew Spiller

  67. Zumu
    August 10th, 2011 at 5:52 am #

    “Plaxidental Shooting”

  68. Fergy
    August 10th, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    My FF name last year:

    Childress Please!!

  69. Fergy
    August 10th, 2011 at 9:20 am #

    Ryan Ma-CHEW! Ah, Bless you.

  70. Fred Bye
    August 12th, 2011 at 1:55 am #

    1. Sportscenter is my Menter
    2. UR Gielfriend Likes My Thingy
    3. Sportscenter through the Wenter

  71. TBH
    August 12th, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    Young eyes on a Vick
    Mikes on suicide patrol
    Andy’s Misguided Orphans

  72. Ronnie
    August 12th, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    I’m a man, I’m Forte!

    Silence of the Lambeau

    Jamaal Rats

  73. Brad
    August 12th, 2011 at 8:39 pm #

    Throwin EL-BOWS elway and tebow combo

  74. Jordan
    August 13th, 2011 at 6:53 am #

    1) The Rex Ryan Defeet

  75. Gary
    August 13th, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    Here is the 2011 winner.


  76. Steve C.
    August 13th, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    Gettin the Cam Shaft

  77. Jared
    August 14th, 2011 at 3:56 am #

    Everyone loves a B.J.
    (Need to have a picture of B.J. Raji)

  78. cmoor2
    August 14th, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    Tim Ortons donut franchise
    Rex Ryans ‘toegate scandal’
    Take a Mallett to the Brady Bunch

  79. Joe Firmin
    August 14th, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    Arian’s Foster Kids

    Fairley Sure I’m Ndamukong Suh You

    Tom’s Brady Bunch

  80. Dan
    August 15th, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    It’s On Like Ndamukong
    TD’s and Beer
    Scoreless in Seattle

  81. Jason
    August 15th, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    Teach me how to Lovie

  82. Justin
    August 15th, 2011 at 12:47 pm #

    Tap Dat Asomugha

  83. Sam Andrews
    August 15th, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

    Harvin a laugh

  84. Zach Helton
    August 15th, 2011 at 11:44 pm #

    99 Problems Picks Aint 1

  85. Erick Carlson
    August 16th, 2011 at 9:55 am #

    Here is the winner!
    Ponder her Percy with my Peterson

  86. Donnie
    August 17th, 2011 at 2:26 pm #


  87. Nick Chrisman
    August 17th, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Only have 1 so far.

    Recovered Favre-aholics

    (My name is Nick and I’ve been off of the Brett for about 2 years now)

    More to come

  88. Greg Wehrly
    August 17th, 2011 at 3:36 pm #

    I love Big TD’s

  89. Nick Chrisman
    August 17th, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    “Matt-less in Seattle”

    (Good luck in Tenn Hassle-nuts)

  90. Jared
    August 17th, 2011 at 11:39 pm #

    1)Henneone got Orton’s #
    2)Ma-clinician Reid’s his diagnosis
    3)Ma-clinician is Suhless!!
    4)Ma-clinician Tol-bert I’m fine!!

    I know you had a limit to three but I’m sorry once I started with the Maclin ones I had to keep going cause I haven’t seen ayone use that yet and I’m glad to hear he is actually fine and it was just a virus. As for the Henne one I’m a Dolphin’s fan and I hope the best for whoever the starter might be but It’s still funny.

  91. Amanda DeLano
    August 17th, 2011 at 11:45 pm #

    Don’t Have a McCown
    Schlauderaff 5
    I’d Raji Be Pickett-ing

  92. Kanin
    August 18th, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    SaraS Palin Drones

  93. Athanasaurus
    August 18th, 2011 at 8:22 am #

    Carimi Discharge

  94. Jared
    August 18th, 2011 at 10:23 am #

    another maclin one I thought of
    Plax-ibo from Ma-clinician
    or Ma-clinician gave me a Plax-ibo
    Plaxibo meaning placebo lol

  95. Brien
    August 18th, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    Romo Witten His Pants
    Plaxidently Shot Myself

  96. Anne
    August 18th, 2011 at 8:53 pm #

    Every year I lead the league and then lose in the playoffs… With this contest maybe my team can be a winner.
    NO MUFF TOO TUFF – I’m the only girl in my league

    My husband is TDs and Beer

  97. Marina
    August 19th, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Fitz on the Kolb
    Beanie Babies
    I’m the Vicktom, here….

  98. Peter
    August 19th, 2011 at 12:14 pm #

    The Big Tebowski
    Tickle my Ditka
    Forsett down your throat
    Young ConVicks
    Breaston Largement
    Burrested Development
    Arian Brotherhood

  99. Peter
    August 19th, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    Didn’t read the three per entrant rule
    Breaston Largement
    Burrested Development
    The Big Tebowski

  100. Beattie
    August 19th, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    Snooki’s Juice Head Friends
    Snooki’s Smush Smush Team

  101. Mike Brielmaier
    August 19th, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    Off My Huge Mandrill
    (so when i get beat the other team has to say “i beat off my huge mandrill”)

  102. cory schissel
    August 20th, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    matt north dallas forte
    Orton hears a who
    philip rivers runs through it

  103. daniel payne
    August 22nd, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    No convictions, just a few Pryors.
    The Philadelphia Miami Heat
    Whisker Biscuit

  104. Chris M
    August 23rd, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    “The Fresh Prince of Amukamara”

  105. apryl moring
    August 27th, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    CAMel Toes- as a female in a all male league with Cam Newton as a backup qb, I just couldnt resist!

  106. LestersLegends
    August 27th, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    That’s good apryl.

  107. Jeff Cogan
    September 3rd, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    #1 > Free Elmo
    #2 > What if Peyton Hillis was Black?

  108. Mike
    September 4th, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    Turner Over & Make It Wayyyynnnneee

  109. AW Brown
    September 7th, 2011 at 2:33 pm #

    Don’t Britt your day Schaub
    Deion Branch Davidians
    Aren’t you a sight for Gore eyes

  110. LestersLegends
    September 7th, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

    Britt Me Baby One More Time.

  111. Will V.
    September 8th, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    Green Eggs and Manningham
    Dirty Sanchez’s
    Uncle Tom’s Brady Bunch
    Wanna touch my Breaston
    “Fletch” Lives

  112. Ben
    September 8th, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    Make it Dwayne on them Bowes
    Rolling Blounts, Getting Hightower
    Mario Goin ManningHAM

  113. Michael Arsenault
    September 9th, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Green Eggs and Manningham

  114. max
    October 11th, 2011 at 8:39 am #

    the tittsburg feelers

  115. J.R.
    October 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 am #


  116. Seth Rockafellow
    October 23rd, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    Breesin’ to victory
    I make it Wayne on them Hoes
    B-B-Burress and the Jets

  117. Matthew
    October 28th, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Say Helu To My Little Friend

  118. LestersLegends
    October 28th, 2011 at 2:15 pm #

    Thats awesome Matthew

  119. Seth Rockafellow
    October 28th, 2011 at 5:41 pm #

    B-B-B-Burress and the Jets!!

  120. david long
    July 23rd, 2012 at 7:38 am #

    Newtons Law: M*A=TD
    The Real Mccoy
    Bounty. THe Quicker Picker-Upper

  121. ken c
    July 24th, 2012 at 9:07 pm #

    Meadowlands Mafia

  122. Chris
    August 16th, 2012 at 8:46 pm #

    Weeden start D-wyer

  123. Dan
    August 19th, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

    Here’s my number so call me Brady. “After the Song Here’s my number so call me Maybe”
    Drunk off a Forte
    Just in a Black Man Blamed Gabbert. “Justin Blackmon & Blaine Gabbert.”

  124. J Dot A Dot
    August 6th, 2013 at 1:52 pm #

    “Flynn Stones” for a raider fan, “Rooting For Carson Daily” for a cardinals.

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