2013 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest
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It’s that time of year again. Pitchers and catchers are set to report. Spring training games will be around the corner. Soon fantasy baseball drafts will be underway. While doing all your due diligence to draft that perfect team is a necessity, let’s not forget that it’s also about fun. What better way to kick things off this year than with a funny fantasy baseball team name. To help you with some ideas, we’re going to run a contest. What’s a contest without a prize?
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Limit three team names per entrant. Please keep it somewhat clean. The contest will be open until March 15th. We will then narrow it down to three team names and put it up to a vote. The winner will receive a $25 gift certificate. Please submit your entries at the bottom of this page.
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Here is a look at the previous contest pages:
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2012 Contest
2011 Contest
2010 Contest
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As you prepare for your fantasy baseball drafts, check out:
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball First Base Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Second Base Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Third Base Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Shortstop Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Catcher Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Outfielder Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Designated Hitter Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Starting Pitcher Rankings
- 2013 Fantasy Baseball Closer Rankings
Scott
February 13th, 2013 at 1:35 pm #
Cant McCutch A Break
Scott
February 13th, 2013 at 1:37 pm #
Jurickson Park (like Jurassic Park, little stretch, made it up last night. Ha)
Scott
February 13th, 2013 at 1:40 pm #
Helton Tapped the Rockies
Steve
February 13th, 2013 at 4:59 pm #
Awesome idea for an article…might consider something like this on my site someday (I write for http://baseballrethought.com).
Personally I always name my team Harvey’s Wallbangers (as I’m a Brewers fan), but love some of the funny ones out there. In the past I’ve used…
Juan Awesome Team (Yay Juan Pierre jokes)
Yu Lose
The Houston Astros (They’re synonymous with hilarious)
Cheers,
Steve
Kevin
February 15th, 2013 at 10:01 pm #
Duda, Where’s My Car?
The Wada Boy (Hopefully he gets healthy for the O’s this year)
Jason
February 17th, 2013 at 1:09 am #
Carry On My Heyward Son
Ken
February 18th, 2013 at 9:30 am #
More Braun Than Brains
Ludwick My Rasmus
John
February 19th, 2013 at 5:50 am #
Howell at the Moon
Alex Giobbi
February 19th, 2013 at 12:40 pm #
I could do this all day, but my best ideas are as follows:
Y’all Upton my Grilli
Oppa Pagangnam Style
The Niese-ter Bunnies
He d’Arnaud me very well, do he?
Alex Giobbi
February 19th, 2013 at 12:45 pm #
I’m sorry, I didn’t read the full rules, am I penalized because I put one too many names? If so, I’d be willing to remove one of them.
LestersLegends
February 19th, 2013 at 12:49 pm #
Good start all.
Alex – No, you’re good.
Jason
February 19th, 2013 at 2:05 pm #
Shop Smart! Shop S Marte!
Mark
February 20th, 2013 at 9:46 am #
Up Up and a Hey!
Alex Giobbi
February 20th, 2013 at 3:48 pm #
Oh, I so want to use this one: Lawrie & Order
Dave
February 21st, 2013 at 10:48 am #
I own 2 teams named: BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY
Kevin
February 21st, 2013 at 11:46 am #
The Strasburglars
Josh W.
February 21st, 2013 at 12:37 pm #
My Wieters Has No Foreskin
Mike
February 21st, 2013 at 3:13 pm #
I have 3 keepers (Tulo, Braun and Trout)
Team name:
Tulo want 2 fsh 4 Braun Trout?
LestersLegends
February 21st, 2013 at 3:24 pm #
Good name Mike. More importantly amazing keepers
JUSTIN
February 21st, 2013 at 7:53 pm #
Dusty Baker’s Toothpick
Steev
February 26th, 2013 at 10:33 pm #
The Jurick Store
for those that are too young to know what i’m talking about…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBlWipc2A
Danny
February 28th, 2013 at 5:15 pm #
Scream & Trout
Big Papi Said Knock You Out
Yu Madson, Bro?
Doug
March 1st, 2013 at 5:58 pm #
Tulowitzki Sour
Performance Enhancing Dougs
What Would DeJesús Do?
Mark O'Brien
March 2nd, 2013 at 11:51 am #
1- Call me a CABrera
2- We buy GOLDschmidt
3- Fielder of Dreams
Mark Harry
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:21 pm #
King Cabrera
MCO
March 3rd, 2013 at 1:10 pm #
1-The Musial Suspects
Rob
March 4th, 2013 at 9:35 am #
The Bryce is Right
Jose Can You See
Joel Ballestrazze
March 5th, 2013 at 7:38 am #
Save A Horse Ride A Cowgill
Michael Mart
March 5th, 2013 at 11:43 am #
Vottoerotic Asphyxiation
Bryan Brooks
March 5th, 2013 at 2:02 pm #
1) Napoli Headed Hoes
2) I Shin-Soo Choo Yu
MCO
March 5th, 2013 at 2:23 pm #
2 – The DARVISH made me do it
oz
March 5th, 2013 at 2:43 pm #
I used these for my previous names
2011- Driving my VottoMobile
2012- She’s Choo Young for Yu Bro (Tri-fecta have Sin soo-Choo, Micheal Young and Yu Davish all on my team)
2013- Votto’sLocos4ever (Blood in, Blood out movie Fans will get it.)
Patrick
March 5th, 2013 at 3:19 pm #
Smoak ‘em if you got ‘em
Leave it to Seager
Happy Halladay’s
StruggleSnugglez
March 5th, 2013 at 5:32 pm #
J.J. Putz the lotion on its skin
Rick Berens
March 6th, 2013 at 7:27 am #
1. A Pitcher walks into(Aybar) Aybar, Erick
2. Can I have a Doumit Doumit, Ryan
3. (Cruz) on down to the ball field Cruz, Nelson
Billdog
March 8th, 2013 at 9:47 am #
Gonna Cutch some Mauer Trout this year!
For my keepers (Mauer, Trout, McCutchen)
Tyler
March 8th, 2013 at 3:26 pm #
TULO WINDOWS!!! TULO WALLS!!!
Andrew D
March 10th, 2013 at 5:45 pm #
Fister? Hardly Know Her
VenturaHighway
March 10th, 2013 at 9:51 pm #
Cub Your Enthusiasm
CJ
March 11th, 2013 at 3:11 pm #
The Strasberries taste like Strasberries
dru
March 12th, 2013 at 2:23 pm #
Trout Ticklers
Muzzyzinger
March 13th, 2013 at 10:36 pm #
Get the hell Yadier!
Yu snap it too much now it Wainwright
5 cents + 1 cent gives Yoenis Cespedes
CubsAdam
March 14th, 2013 at 3:00 pm #
1) Dirty Southpaws
2) First You Gyrko, Then You Rizzo
3) The Gyorko Store’s Out of Yu
Joel Ballestrazze
March 15th, 2013 at 2:12 pm #
I had to use my Hanigan Kozma Dickey made her Furbush Soria
LestersLegends
March 16th, 2013 at 7:25 am #
Here are the finalists:
http://lesterslegends.com/2013-fantasy-baseball-team-contest-finalists/
John Andrews
March 17th, 2013 at 10:39 am #
Tape a Jeter to her back
Kyle O'Connell
March 18th, 2013 at 9:05 pm #
Trout could Easley catch Salmon
aaron
March 19th, 2013 at 11:42 pm #
wish i got on here sooner. -dont rock the cano-
Ron
March 25th, 2013 at 7:46 am #
My son and I have been HARDBALL$ for many years.
Lance
March 25th, 2013 at 9:09 pm #
BEATthePOUSEYup
Ben
March 26th, 2013 at 5:23 pm #
The Melkman’s Secret Formula
Eric
March 30th, 2013 at 7:37 am #
You Can’t Handle The Plouffe!
Due For A Reyes
Chris Brown’s SLG%
Dustin
March 30th, 2013 at 3:26 pm #
‘Stros before Hoes
JT
April 1st, 2013 at 1:20 pm #
Upton Her Bunt
Bob
April 12th, 2013 at 2:37 pm #
IceTLovesCocoCrisp