2013 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest

Mar 1, 2013

Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest
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It’s that time of year again. Pitchers and catchers are set to report. Spring training games will be around the corner. Soon fantasy baseball drafts will be underway. While doing all your due diligence to draft that perfect team is a necessity, let’s not forget that it’s also about fun. What better way to kick things off this year than with a funny fantasy baseball team name. To help you with some ideas, we’re going to run a contest. What’s a contest without a prize?
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Limit three team names per entrant.  Please keep it somewhat clean. The contest will be open until March 15th.  We will then narrow it down to three team names and put it up to a vote. The winner will receive a $25 gift certificate. Please submit your entries at the bottom of this page.
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Here is a look at the previous contest pages:
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2012 Contest
2011 Contest
2010 Contest
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As you prepare for your fantasy baseball drafts, check out:



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56 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Scott
    February 13th, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    Cant McCutch A Break

  2. Scott
    February 13th, 2013 at 1:37 pm #

    Jurickson Park (like Jurassic Park, little stretch, made it up last night. Ha)

  3. Scott
    February 13th, 2013 at 1:40 pm #

    Helton Tapped the Rockies

  4. Steve
    February 13th, 2013 at 4:59 pm #

    Awesome idea for an article…might consider something like this on my site someday (I write for http://baseballrethought.com).

    Personally I always name my team Harvey’s Wallbangers (as I’m a Brewers fan), but love some of the funny ones out there. In the past I’ve used…

    Juan Awesome Team (Yay Juan Pierre jokes)
    Yu Lose
    The Houston Astros (They’re synonymous with hilarious)

    Cheers,
    Steve

  5. Kevin
    February 15th, 2013 at 10:01 pm #

    Duda, Where’s My Car?

    The Wada Boy (Hopefully he gets healthy for the O’s this year)

  6. Jason
    February 17th, 2013 at 1:09 am #

    Carry On My Heyward Son

  7. Ken
    February 18th, 2013 at 9:30 am #

    More Braun Than Brains
    Ludwick My Rasmus

  8. John
    February 19th, 2013 at 5:50 am #

    Howell at the Moon

  9. Alex Giobbi
    February 19th, 2013 at 12:40 pm #

    I could do this all day, but my best ideas are as follows:

    Y’all Upton my Grilli

    Oppa Pagangnam Style

    The Niese-ter Bunnies

    He d’Arnaud me very well, do he?

  10. Alex Giobbi
    February 19th, 2013 at 12:45 pm #

    I’m sorry, I didn’t read the full rules, am I penalized because I put one too many names? If so, I’d be willing to remove one of them.

  11. LestersLegends
    February 19th, 2013 at 12:49 pm #

    Good start all.
    Alex – No, you’re good.

  12. Jason
    February 19th, 2013 at 2:05 pm #

    Shop Smart! Shop S Marte!

  13. Mark
    February 20th, 2013 at 9:46 am #

    Up Up and a Hey!

  14. Alex Giobbi
    February 20th, 2013 at 3:48 pm #

    Oh, I so want to use this one: Lawrie & Order

  15. Dave
    February 21st, 2013 at 10:48 am #

    I own 2 teams named: BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY

  16. Kevin
    February 21st, 2013 at 11:46 am #

    The Strasburglars

  17. Josh W.
    February 21st, 2013 at 12:37 pm #

    My Wieters Has No Foreskin

  18. Mike
    February 21st, 2013 at 3:13 pm #

    I have 3 keepers (Tulo, Braun and Trout)

    Team name:

    Tulo want 2 fsh 4 Braun Trout?

  19. LestersLegends
    February 21st, 2013 at 3:24 pm #

    Good name Mike. More importantly amazing keepers

  20. JUSTIN
    February 21st, 2013 at 7:53 pm #

    Dusty Baker’s Toothpick

  21. Steev
    February 26th, 2013 at 10:33 pm #

    The Jurick Store

    for those that are too young to know what i’m talking about…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBlWipc2A

  22. Danny
    February 28th, 2013 at 5:15 pm #

    Scream & Trout
    Big Papi Said Knock You Out
    Yu Madson, Bro?

  23. Doug
    March 1st, 2013 at 5:58 pm #

    Tulowitzki Sour
    Performance Enhancing Dougs
    What Would DeJesús Do?

  24. Mark O'Brien
    March 2nd, 2013 at 11:51 am #

    1- Call me a CABrera
    2- We buy GOLDschmidt
    3- Fielder of Dreams

  25. Mark Harry
    March 3rd, 2013 at 12:21 pm #

    King Cabrera

  26. MCO
    March 3rd, 2013 at 1:10 pm #

    1-The Musial Suspects

  27. Rob
    March 4th, 2013 at 9:35 am #

    The Bryce is Right
    Jose Can You See

  28. Joel Ballestrazze
    March 5th, 2013 at 7:38 am #

    Save A Horse Ride A Cowgill

  29. Michael Mart
    March 5th, 2013 at 11:43 am #

    Vottoerotic Asphyxiation

  30. Bryan Brooks
    March 5th, 2013 at 2:02 pm #

    1) Napoli Headed Hoes

    2) I Shin-Soo Choo Yu

  31. MCO
    March 5th, 2013 at 2:23 pm #

    2 – The DARVISH made me do it

  32. oz
    March 5th, 2013 at 2:43 pm #

    I used these for my previous names

    2011- Driving my VottoMobile
    2012- She’s Choo Young for Yu Bro (Tri-fecta have Sin soo-Choo, Micheal Young and Yu Davish all on my team)
    2013- Votto’sLocos4ever (Blood in, Blood out movie Fans will get it.)

  33. Patrick
    March 5th, 2013 at 3:19 pm #

    Smoak ‘em if you got ‘em
    Leave it to Seager
    Happy Halladay’s

  34. StruggleSnugglez
    March 5th, 2013 at 5:32 pm #

    J.J. Putz the lotion on its skin

  35. Rick Berens
    March 6th, 2013 at 7:27 am #

    1. A Pitcher walks into(Aybar) Aybar, Erick

    2. Can I have a Doumit Doumit, Ryan

    3. (Cruz) on down to the ball field Cruz, Nelson

  36. Billdog
    March 8th, 2013 at 9:47 am #

    Gonna Cutch some Mauer Trout this year!
    For my keepers (Mauer, Trout, McCutchen)

  37. Tyler
    March 8th, 2013 at 3:26 pm #

    TULO WINDOWS!!! TULO WALLS!!!

  38. Andrew D
    March 10th, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    Fister? Hardly Know Her

  39. VenturaHighway
    March 10th, 2013 at 9:51 pm #

    Cub Your Enthusiasm

  40. CJ
    March 11th, 2013 at 3:11 pm #

    The Strasberries taste like Strasberries

  41. dru
    March 12th, 2013 at 2:23 pm #

    Trout Ticklers

  42. Muzzyzinger
    March 13th, 2013 at 10:36 pm #

    Get the hell Yadier!
    Yu snap it too much now it Wainwright
    5 cents + 1 cent gives Yoenis Cespedes

  43. CubsAdam
    March 14th, 2013 at 3:00 pm #

    1) Dirty Southpaws
    2) First You Gyrko, Then You Rizzo
    3) The Gyorko Store’s Out of Yu

  44. Joel Ballestrazze
    March 15th, 2013 at 2:12 pm #

    I had to use my Hanigan Kozma Dickey made her Furbush Soria

  45. John Andrews
    March 17th, 2013 at 10:39 am #

    Tape a Jeter to her back

  46. Kyle O'Connell
    March 18th, 2013 at 9:05 pm #

    Trout could Easley catch Salmon

  47. aaron
    March 19th, 2013 at 11:42 pm #

    wish i got on here sooner. -dont rock the cano-

  48. Ron
    March 25th, 2013 at 7:46 am #

    My son and I have been HARDBALL$ for many years.

  49. Lance
    March 25th, 2013 at 9:09 pm #

    BEATthePOUSEYup

  50. Ben
    March 26th, 2013 at 5:23 pm #

    The Melkman’s Secret Formula

  51. Eric
    March 30th, 2013 at 7:37 am #

    You Can’t Handle The Plouffe!
    Due For A Reyes
    Chris Brown’s SLG%

  52. Dustin
    March 30th, 2013 at 3:26 pm #

    ‘Stros before Hoes

  53. JT
    April 1st, 2013 at 1:20 pm #

    Upton Her Bunt

  54. Bob
    April 12th, 2013 at 2:37 pm #

    IceTLovesCocoCrisp

  55. Ryan
    September 14th, 2013 at 7:43 am #

    Last of the Mujicans

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