2014 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest

Mar 14, 2014

Fantasy Baseball Team Name Contest
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It’s that time of year again. Pitchers and catchers are set to report. Spring training games will be around the corner. Soon fantasy baseball drafts will be underway. While doing all your due diligence to draft that perfect team is a necessity, let’s not forget that it’s also about fun. What better way to kick things off this year than with a funny fantasy baseball team name. To help you with some ideas, we’re going to run a contest. What’s a contest without a prize?
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Limit three team names per entrant.  Please keep it somewhat clean. The contest will be open until March 15th.  We will then narrow it down to three team names and put it up to a vote. The winner will receive a $25 gift certificate. Please submit your entries at the bottom of this page.
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Here is a look at the previous contest pages:
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2013 Contest
2012 Contest
2011 Contest
2010 Contest
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As you prepare for your fantasy baseball drafts, check out:

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31 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. William
    February 15th, 2014 at 11:17 am #

    Yu Whirling Darvish
    Melky & Coco Crisp
    Tasty Friese

  2. Patrick Smith
    February 15th, 2014 at 11:22 am #

    Not Your Fathers Sandlot (I’m 50+ playing in a league with my son and bunch of 20 year olds)

  3. Alex Giobbi
    February 15th, 2014 at 12:24 pm #

    Syndergaarden of Eden (Simpsons or Iron Butterfly reference)
    Smarter Than The Average Berra
    Ausmus Sauce

  4. Brandon
    February 17th, 2014 at 10:14 pm #

    Tacoby Bellsbury

  5. Bill Suphan
    February 18th, 2014 at 5:48 pm #

    Man Bites Dog (I was bitten by a dog so this is my fantasy.)

  6. MIKE
    February 20th, 2014 at 11:54 pm #

    DIAMOND DESTROYERS

  7. Jason
    February 21st, 2014 at 9:38 am #

    Popped a Molina, Im Sweatin

  8. Jason
    February 21st, 2014 at 9:41 am #

    Tanaka Knock Jokes

  9. CT_Martin
    February 22nd, 2014 at 6:24 am #

    So Wong It’s Wright
    Wong Gone!!
    Run Billy, Run

  10. Michael Lewit
    February 24th, 2014 at 10:10 pm #

    I Van A Chevy Nova
    She’s Got Sandoval Her Posey
    Fister? I Hardly Cano Her

  11. KTMoran
    February 25th, 2014 at 11:34 am #

    “The Hunter Panda’s Garner Belt” (Hunter Pence, Pablo Sandoval, Madison Bumgarner, Brandon Belt)

  12. KTMoran
    February 25th, 2014 at 11:38 am #

    SHOULD READ: “The Hunter for Panda’s Garner Belt” (Hunter Pence, Pablo Sandoval, Madison Bumgarner, Brandon Belt)

  13. Taylor
    February 25th, 2014 at 1:55 pm #

    Puig My Pants!
    You’reKillinMeSmalls

  14. Hal
    February 27th, 2014 at 11:21 am #

    1. Yu + Me = Us
    2. ManBearPuig
    3. Gettin Some Headley

  15. iBeMac
    February 28th, 2014 at 3:48 pm #

    JimAbbottsRightHand
    GreenEggsNHamilton
    TyCobbMyKnobb

    Trout just hit a grand slam as I type this in the first preseason game.

  16. Longze
    March 2nd, 2014 at 9:18 am #

    Witzki on the Rocks
    When Puigs Fly
    Tanaka Yu Out

  17. Jim
    March 4th, 2014 at 12:00 pm #

    Angles In The Troutfield

  18. Amy
    March 4th, 2014 at 12:13 pm #

    DownWithOBP
    HomePlateNips
    DogPeckerNats

  19. Josh Butler
    March 6th, 2014 at 9:57 am #

    1. Puigs in a blanket
    2. Arroyo adjusting his Tulowitzki again
    3. Grand Theft Votto

  20. Ralph Maiolino
    March 6th, 2014 at 5:10 pm #

    Book of Biogenesis
    OshKosh and Bosch

  21. ken lundgren
    March 8th, 2014 at 10:54 pm #

    Dodger dogs, team Full Pull, Trout Clout.

  22. Phillip Phillips
    March 11th, 2014 at 4:08 pm #

    Syndegaard’s Ark
    Yu can’t handle my Joc
    Twisted Fister

  23. Betsy
    March 11th, 2014 at 4:10 pm #

    The Balking Dead
    Its Teheran us Apart
    Furcal Me Maybe

  24. Scott L
    March 14th, 2014 at 8:59 pm #

    Designated Sh*tters

  25. Anonymous
    March 17th, 2014 at 12:20 pm #

    I’ve seen Teheran Us Apart and Furcal me Maybe all over the place

  26. Brian Lawther
    March 20th, 2014 at 11:07 pm #

    The Wrong Cabreras

    I am a Tigers fan and even though I had ranked Miguel Cabrera #1, he was taken out from under me. Auto pick decided I needed both Asdrubal and Evereth Cabrera, hence the name “The Wrong Cabreras.” at least Melky wasn’t auto picked as well!

  27. LestersLegends
    March 21st, 2014 at 5:13 am #

    I like it.

  28. gmac
    March 26th, 2014 at 9:07 am #

    Troutin’ About

  29. MIke
    March 29th, 2014 at 6:33 am #

    Hakuna Machado

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