2014 Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest

Aug 12, 2014


LestersLegends Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest

The 2014 fantasy football season is around the corner. Not only do you have to put in the prep work for your fantasy football draft, but you gotta come up with a cool team name. The 2014 Lester’s Legends Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest gives you a chance to show off how clever you are. Not only will you have the bragging rights, but you have a chance to take home a prize. The winner will take home a $50 gift certificate.
All you need to win is a creative name and contact information to get your prize. You can reference football players, songs, movies, whatever. Just be original and keep it somewhat clean. Avoid the low hanging fruit (Aaron Hernandez, Josh Gordon, etc.) if you’re looking to win the prize.
Limit three team names per entrant. The contest will be open until August 17th. We will then narrow it down to ten team names and determine the winner. Scroll down past the entries below to submit your names.
Here are the 2013 finalists:
Blair Walsh Project 
Blurred Tynes 
Come Helu High Water
Harvin hip problems, I feel bad for you son
Luck B a Brady 2Nite 
I Find Urlacher Faith Disturbing 
I Pitta the Fool (2013 contest winner)
The Land Before Tynes 
Here are the 2012 finalists:
50 Shades of Heyward Bey
Biggie Smalls is the Hillis
Helu… Is it me you’re looking for?
Here’s my number, so call me Brady
Percy Control
RG3P0  (2012 contest winner)
Sexy Andy knows it
Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
That’s a McCown Question Bro
Weeden’t Start The Fire

Here are the 2011 finalists:
Avoid the Lloyd
Belichick yourself b4 you REX yourself (2011 contest winner)
Brady Back Ribs
Burrested Development
Flaccoroni N Cheese
It’s all about the ReX’s & tOe’s
Plaxidental Shooting
Shot through Gerhart, and You’re to Blame
The Hillis have Eyes
Throw Mamma from the Torain
Here are the 2010 finalists:
A Kolb Day in Hell
Cooley than the Other Side of the Pillow

Corn on the Schaub

Dezzie Does Dallas
(2010 contest winner)
Henne Nut Cheerios

Ix-nay on the Heyward-Bey – Reid
Revis and Butthead

Schaub Shank Redemption

Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

The Godfavre

Here are the 2009 finalists:
Kibbles and Vicks (2009 contest winner)
Eli-The Other White Manning
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Cassel Greyskull
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65 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Alex Giobbi
    July 8th, 2014 at 9:50 am #

    Send in the Clowneys
    Gouldilocks and the ’63 Bears
    The Hurt Locker

  2. LestersLegends
    July 8th, 2014 at 10:07 am #

    way to start us off.

  3. Stephen O
    July 8th, 2014 at 12:16 pm #

    Turn Down For Watt?
    Insane Clowney Posse
    Johnny Rosin Up Your Throw – Think, devil went down to Georgia. Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard…

  4. Eric
    July 8th, 2014 at 12:48 pm #

    Tears of a Clowney
    Johnny Manzilla
    Teddy Chappaqua Bridgewater

  5. Danny
    July 9th, 2014 at 6:19 pm #

    1. You Sankey My Battleship
    2. Teddy Bridge-Over Troubled-Water
    3. That’s a Clowney Question, Bro!

  6. Katie
    July 10th, 2014 at 10:52 am #

    1) Baby’s Got Backfield
    2) Lacy’s TD Parade
    3) Reigning Men

  7. Michael
    July 10th, 2014 at 8:53 pm #

    Sankey Iced Tea
    Victor Cruzin

  8. Cary
    July 13th, 2014 at 10:14 am #

    No More Clowney Around
    PeeWee Sherman
    Johnny Eightball – (from the picture of him rolling up a $20 in a bathroom)

  9. aaron wallace
    July 13th, 2014 at 2:38 pm #

    Jamaal Charles in Charge
    Hatfields and Lesean Mccoy

  10. aaron
    July 13th, 2014 at 2:40 pm #

    Jamaal Charles in Charge
    Hatfields and Lesean Mccoy

  11. Brett
    July 14th, 2014 at 5:40 pm #

    1.) Green eggs and Graham
    2.)Manziel in distress
    3.)Ridley’s Believe It or Not

  12. Randall
    July 14th, 2014 at 6:59 pm #

    Robert Griffin the Turd

    DeMarco… Polo ?

    The Walking Dez

  13. MikeT
    July 16th, 2014 at 9:58 am #

    1. Man on Manning Action
    2. Michael Sam’s Gay Club
    3. Varsity Blue Balls

  14. Alex Giobbi
    July 21st, 2014 at 1:47 pm #

    This one came from our league this year, and it would be a disservice not to include it:

    Kuechly in the Bedroom

  15. Rex G
    July 23rd, 2014 at 8:44 pm #

    Harder, Foster, Stronger
    Morning Woodhead
    Sorry Eiferted

  16. Blair Walsh Project
    July 27th, 2014 at 11:56 am #

    What up Les? Looking forward to your advice week in and week out next year. I had BWP last year. This year I’m down to 2…

    1) Pop a Kaep and drink a Forte
    2) Breaking Bademosi (after Browns DB Johnson Bademosi of course)

  17. jaelon harley
    July 27th, 2014 at 8:22 pm #

    Decker Like Rice

  18. Sharon
    July 28th, 2014 at 7:56 am #

    1. Cheesus and the A-Pack-alypse
    2. Clash of the Tight Ends
    3. It’s Peanut Cutler Jeffery Time

  19. Jad Alameddine (@LebaneseFF)
    August 1st, 2014 at 5:31 am #

    Knowshon Moreno

    Know Show Moreno

  20. Andrew Bayes
    August 1st, 2014 at 5:43 am #

    For those of us in IDP leagues..

    More Cushing For The Pushing

  21. kurt
    August 1st, 2014 at 1:24 pm #

    I vote for @Stephen O

    Turn Down For Watt?

    My submission: G-String Shivers

  22. Andre Green
    August 3rd, 2014 at 1:03 pm #

    Mind Control Over D-Bowe (Dwayne Bowe)
    Backfields & McCoys (LeSean McCoy)

  23. Hannah
    August 4th, 2014 at 6:44 am #

    1. Joiquierro taco Bell
    2. when Harry douglas met Sally
    3. I triple-dog Ladarius you

  24. Hannah
    August 4th, 2014 at 6:45 am #

    1. Joiquiero taco Bell
    2. when Harry douglas met Sally
    3. I triple-dog Ladarius you

  25. DoubleT
    August 4th, 2014 at 10:57 am #

    1. Psilly Efoles
    2. D-Jaxon 5
    3. Trentin of a cliff

  26. Drew
    August 4th, 2014 at 2:00 pm #

    Quit Haden on Gordon

  27. lando
    August 6th, 2014 at 2:05 am #

    Charles Angels
    The Shermanator
    Le’Veon on a Prayer

  28. Michael A.
    August 6th, 2014 at 12:54 pm #

    1. I’m sorry Fred Jackson, C.J.’s for Real!
    2. McCoy never bothered me anyway
    3. 83 + 12 = 6 #KellyTough

  29. Tom Rolek
    August 7th, 2014 at 5:17 pm #

    Navajo Palefaces

  30. Adolph
    August 7th, 2014 at 8:44 pm #

    RoMo Chasin Waterfalls
    RoMo Breakin’ my Heart
    WeedeN Alcohol

  31. Jimmy Stud
    August 8th, 2014 at 9:09 pm #

    1) Crabtree’s Talkin’ ’bout you!
    2) Watt-a-Clowney
    3) Port-a-Johnny

  32. Mel
    August 9th, 2014 at 1:58 pm #

    Major Fales
    Kern on the Cobb/Kolb
    The Coughlin’s in the Whitehurst
    Watt the Faulk?

  33. Ken
    August 9th, 2014 at 6:29 pm #


  34. Mark
    August 10th, 2014 at 1:23 am #

    Ray Rice Fight Club

  35. scott mazzie
    August 10th, 2014 at 7:42 am #

    Hands off my peter, son!

  36. David
    August 10th, 2014 at 9:18 am #

    A) Irsay’s Liquor Store

    B) Rice’s Elevator Rides

    C) Winston’s Crab Legs

  37. todd
    August 10th, 2014 at 5:40 pm #

    Hash A-ah Gordon

  38. todd
    August 10th, 2014 at 6:24 pm #

    Jim Irsay can you see by the Percocet’s early light

  39. Mike H
    August 11th, 2014 at 12:39 pm #

    Sons of anArchie

  40. Gareth
    August 11th, 2014 at 6:57 pm #

    The Bishop Spanked Me

  41. King 504
    August 11th, 2014 at 9:25 pm #

    Remember The Titends

  42. Alex E
    August 12th, 2014 at 6:56 am #

    Josh Gordon Smokes Legarret Blounts
    Josh Gordon loves his Weeden.
    Insane Clowney Posse

  43. cardiodr
    August 12th, 2014 at 11:15 am #

    Just Messin Witten Ya
    Dez D-Spencer
    Mad Hatcher

  44. Joseph
    August 12th, 2014 at 1:56 pm #

    The Luckness Monster

  45. Brian gilbert
    August 13th, 2014 at 8:56 am #

    1. Full Monte Ball
    2. Dezzy Does Dallas
    3. My Tight-end Ertz

  46. Aubrey
    August 13th, 2014 at 9:02 am #

    1. Miller Spiller (Lamar & CJ)
    2. Foles Gold (fools gold)
    3. Standing behind Michael Sams

  47. Sean Klasen
    August 13th, 2014 at 2:09 pm #

    Michael Sam’s Butt-Rammers
    My Team Lucking Sucks
    Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

  48. Nick Wolff
    August 14th, 2014 at 9:36 am #

    The VI King of the Cassel

  49. Pop a Kaep and drink a Forte
    August 14th, 2014 at 5:22 pm #

    Alot of these names I’ve heard for years, and an alot of them are crass and sophmoric….no offense.

  50. LestersLegends
    August 14th, 2014 at 5:30 pm #


  51. Alby Brewster
    August 15th, 2014 at 9:18 am #

    For Whom Le’ Bell Tolls
    (An ode to the GREATEST rock band ever, and the GREATEST football team Eva’)

    Saved by Le’ Bell
    (An ode to the GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVA’, and hopefully bringing them out from back-to-back winless seasons, and unfortunately, one of my favorite TV shows from my youth)- hopefully the Stillers will be ‘Saved by LeVeon Bell’ this season!

    (The bruising, missile-launching 2nd year Steeler who delivers hits, Shamarko Thomas, and the huge, SyFy movie Sharknado)

  52. Brandon
    August 16th, 2014 at 5:24 pm #

    Get Gronk and Be Somebody ( toby keith “get drunk and be somebody”)

    Boston TE Party

    Kam I Am ( kam chancellor)

  53. Justin
    August 16th, 2014 at 5:52 pm #

    It’s not Delivery, It’s DiBurleson
    The Freemancipation Pondermation
    Being the best Foster parent I can be

  54. Blair Murray
    August 17th, 2014 at 11:48 am #

    Murray’d to the Game
    Clear eyes, Foles Hearts, Can’t Lose
    Ball Hawk

  55. Miles Saksek
    August 17th, 2014 at 2:24 pm #

    2 OverManzielous

  56. Manmadeofsteel
    August 17th, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

    Gotta Catch Jamaal

  57. J.R. Hamilton
    August 17th, 2014 at 9:05 pm #

    Just Drew It
    Just Drewtin’ the Brees
    Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Going Long

  58. Ryan Morrissey
    August 18th, 2014 at 6:04 pm #

    Motor Boatin TD’s

  59. Cody Nelson
    August 19th, 2014 at 5:52 pm #

    Plowin’ The Back Forte

  60. Branon Lopez
    August 20th, 2014 at 2:30 am #

    Strong As Oak Woodley

  61. Rob
    August 25th, 2014 at 1:52 am #

    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Drew lost his Shoe
    McFadden McLovin

  62. Greg
    September 3rd, 2014 at 8:45 pm #

    I’ve Ben Gored. It Ertz 2 Brees.

  63. Ryan
    September 4th, 2014 at 7:01 am #

    Slam-My Twatkins
    Tim Orton’s
    Unger Games: MockingPey part 1

  64. ian from Bodega Bay
    September 13th, 2014 at 5:46 am #

    Graham Of Hash Gordon

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