Philadelphia Freeman – Even Elton John could sing about Josh Freeman’s first start.

Turner This Mutha Out – Michael Turner had two TDs to extend his seven-game TD streak.

MoJo Rising - Maurice Jones-Drew helped slam The Doors on Kansas City

You Betts Your Life – Ladell Betts filled in admirably in defeat.

Rashad-a Be Kidding Me – Rashard Jennings scored this week to the dismay of MJD owners.

Austin Powers: The Wide Who Shagged Philly – Miles Austin isn’t a popular man in Philly.

Steel Gage Match - Dude broke bones in his back last week.

At Holmes in the Psych Ward - Pittsburgh duo abused Denver’s secondary.

Nothing But Coles For Christmas – Laveranues gets a boost from Chris Henry’s bad break.

Haynos Crime – If you lost to Joey Haynos’ TD catch, that would be a heinous crime.