Brady Quinn Medicine Woman - I think Jane Seymour could have played a better game.

Not Cutlering It - Five INTS. Even for a Bears QB, that’s just not cutting it.

Rottenberger - Big Ben let his fantasy owners down with a 174 yard, zero TD effort.

Sound Off Like You’ve Got a Pierre - Pierre Thomas had just 42 total yards against the Rams. Really?

Phony Maroney - My RB has a first name,  F-U-M-B-L-E. He’s the real reason the Pats lost.

Very Much Vincible – Vincent Jackson had a whooping ten yards last week.

Lump of Colston - Marques Colston’s 13 total yards was the fantasy equivalant of coal in your stocking.

The Green Miles - If you started Austin Miles last week, you were likely a Dead Man Walking.

Witten the Hell is Wrong - Jason Witten has yet to crack double-digit fantasy points in non-PPR leagues.

Vernon Down the House - After a measly 16 yards, it must have felt like he burned your house down.

You’ve got to be Kaeding Me - It’s been four weeks since Nate Kaeding has been a top 12 fantasy Kicker.

Folk Face - After your kicker got you a mere one point, I’m sure plenty of expletives were flying.

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