Best Fantasy Basketball Team Names

Oct 15, 2009

We had so much fun coming up with the best fantasy football team names, that I wanted to reach out to everyone to come up with some outstanding fantasy basketball team names.

Here’s a look at some we covered last year:

The Lone Granger
Snake Chalmers
Maggette & Meatballs
Super Jamario Bros.
McCants Play Defense
Not the Marion Type
Kill Billups
Karate Kidd
Jason Kidd ‘N Play
Crosby, Stills, and Steve Nash

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20 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Brad
    October 15th, 2009 at 12:32 pm #

    I’m LeBron James, B*tch (from Chapelle Show skit)

    Everybody Hates Chris Kaman

  2. LestersLegends
    October 15th, 2009 at 12:34 pm #

    Nice brad. My eldest son is Heath James so I’ve used to use that line before he could start repeating.

  3. Brad
    October 15th, 2009 at 12:51 pm #

    lol – I’m sure the mrs. would get a kick out of him saying “I’m Heath James, b*tch” to her.

  4. LestersLegends
    October 15th, 2009 at 12:52 pm #

    Yeah, that would be a treat. His mouth already gets him in trouble. He need not add that to his arsenal.

  5. CCC
    October 15th, 2009 at 1:58 pm #

    The Hibachi Code

    Monta’s Motorcycle Maniax

    Brooke’s Steppe Childrenz

    Cubans Habanero

  6. LestersLegends
    October 15th, 2009 at 2:01 pm #

    Nice ones CCC.

  7. Jeff
    October 15th, 2009 at 7:58 pm #

    Chris Kaman His Pants

  8. LestersLegends
    October 15th, 2009 at 8:10 pm #

    Dirty but good Jeff.

  9. Mackeran
    October 15th, 2009 at 10:31 pm #

    I liked it. So much useful material. I read with great interest.

  10. Heartstop
    October 16th, 2009 at 10:57 am #

    I like “2 guards 1 Kupchak

  11. LestersLegends
    October 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am #

    That’s good Heartstop.

  12. P-Dizzle
    October 24th, 2009 at 7:30 pm #

    Premature e-Shaq-ulators

  13. LestersLegends
    October 24th, 2009 at 8:20 pm #

    Nice one P-Dizzle

  14. Nick S
    January 22nd, 2010 at 3:13 am #

    So Easy a Kaman Can do it

    The Holy Caron

    Truth or Deron

    Vinsane Asylum

  15. Joe S
    September 22nd, 2010 at 5:21 am #

    My all-time favorite Basketball Team Name is:

    Hoosier Daddy

  16. LestersLegends
    September 22nd, 2010 at 5:33 am #

    That is a keeper.

  17. Kalan P
    October 15th, 2010 at 9:50 am #


  18. LestersLegends
    October 15th, 2010 at 9:59 am #

    I like that.

  19. WilRoSmith
    December 8th, 2010 at 1:11 pm #

    Seeing Red, Boozer rose

  20. Rocky
    December 29th, 2010 at 5:57 am #

    Phil Jackson’s Ring Polisher

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