2009 Best Fantasy Football Team Name Contest
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The 2011 Fantasy Football Team Name Contest has started. Click here to enter the 2011 LestersLegends fantasy football team name contest!
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The rules for the 2010 contest were as follows. All you need is a creative name and a contact information to collect your prize. You needn’t use any part of LestersLegends in your name. You can reference football players, songs, movies, whatever. Just be original and keep it somewhat clean.
Limit three team names per entrant. The contest will be open until August 1st, 2010. We will then narrow it down to 10 team names and put it up to a vote by a team of panelists.
Be sure to check out last year’s entries below and the entries on the 2010 contest page. There are some good names for you to use for your team this year. Feel free to continue to add names to this contest page or the 2010 contest page.
Here are the 2010 finalists:
A Kolb Day in Hell - Bill W.
Cooley than the Other Side of the Pillow - Galoob
Corn on the Schaub - Dan
Dezzie Does Dallas - Keith in Houston (2010 Winner)
Henne Nut Cheerios - Erik Ravn
Ix-nay on the Heyward-Bey - Reid
Revis and Butthead - Chris Koscica
Schaub Shank Redemption - Craig L.
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi - Casey
The Godfavre - Cook
Here are the 2009 finalists:
Kibbles and Vicks – Jordan Partlow (2009 winner)
Eli-The Other White Manning – Bryan
Forgetting Brandon Marshall - Marc M.
Cassel Greyskull – Craig
ScoobyDrewBreesDoo! - Fanimaniac
Thanks again to everyone for participating in the contests.
Feel free to keep entering names below or on the 2010 contest page. They’ve been awesome. Click here to see the 2010 winner.
Also check out:
- 2010 Top 30 Fantasy QB Rankings
- 2010 Top 50 Fantasy RB Rankings
- 2010 Top 60 Fantasy WR Rankings
- 2010 Top 25 Fantasy TE Rankings
- 2010 Top 25 Fantasy IDP Rankings
- 2010 Top 25 Fantasy Team Defense Rankings
- 2010 Top 15 Fantasy K Rankings
- 2010 Fantasy Football Top 50 Rankings
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McSpazz
July 21st, 2009 at 9:40 am #
Goodell’s Morality Squad
Mr. Tom Bundchen
Michael Vick and the Rabid Dog Formation
LestersLegends
July 21st, 2009 at 9:47 am #
Solid work McSpazz
bravesrul
July 21st, 2009 at 11:11 am #
FavreDollar Footlongs
LestersLegends
July 21st, 2009 at 11:13 am #
Love that one bravesrul
LestersLegends
July 21st, 2009 at 11:15 am #
This one came is filed under the image:
Ken Rothfuss Says:
July 21st, 2009 at 9:03 am edit
I. P. Excellence
Yellow Bed Wetter
BermansDanishisBackBackBackGone
2LestersLegends Says:
July 21st, 2009 at 9:06 am edit
Excellent start Ken.
3rdStoneFromTheSun
July 21st, 2009 at 11:19 am #
Southern Squealers
Michael Strahan’s GPS Infidelity Tracking Device
Ron Mexico And The Itches
LestersLegends
July 21st, 2009 at 11:22 am #
nice, although I’m gonna warn you unless they are really good Michael Vick/Ron Mexico ones aren’t gonna make the cut.
Taz
July 21st, 2009 at 1:45 pm #
Grandma’s Crusty Thong
Favre’s Retirement Home
Eli’s Hate Older Brothers Club
LestersLegends
July 21st, 2009 at 1:56 pm #
Yuck, nice, funny
Bryan Storts
July 21st, 2009 at 2:22 pm #
It’s Farve From Over!
LestersLegends
July 21st, 2009 at 2:23 pm #
Like it Bryan.
B
July 21st, 2009 at 3:28 pm #
Anquanimo Bay
B
July 21st, 2009 at 3:30 pm #
Forte-fied
B
July 21st, 2009 at 3:31 pm #
Ms. Andrews Peeping Tom
bigtoke
July 21st, 2009 at 3:33 pm #
Plz…block for Brett
NFL…no Favre loogies
NFL…nice fantasy Lester
Nate Hildreth
July 21st, 2009 at 4:18 pm #
Lester > (your team here)
Donte’s Roadkill Warriors
Plax and the Crackshots
Brauny
July 21st, 2009 at 4:26 pm #
Safety Is Worth More Than 2 Points
Show Me Your TDs
Victorious Secret
buckifreak@tsn
July 21st, 2009 at 4:41 pm #
favrefignewton
The Lions, The Roster Switch, and noPPRmode
The Bottom-less 6pack
Stillers
July 21st, 2009 at 5:18 pm #
Scared Hitless
Full of Hit
LestersLegends
July 21st, 2009 at 9:49 pm #
Nice ones. Keep ‘em coming. Donte one was cold.
Chris
July 21st, 2009 at 10:27 pm #
The Cleo Lemon Party
BGdula
July 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 am #
Dwayne Bowe Goes to White Cassel
He’s out of shape, people.
Adam
July 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 am #
The I.R.S.
Because the I.R.S. always wins, no matter what. There’s no beating the I.R.S.
LestersLegends
July 22nd, 2009 at 8:52 am #
That doesn’t sound good BG. Bowe has high expectations. Adam – nice
Jordan Partlow
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:44 am #
Kibbles and Vicks
LestersLegends
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 am #
Jordan – That one I like.
Jordan Partlow
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 am #
Romo-Sexual
LestersLegends
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 am #
I’ve heard that one before. It’s good though. Like Kibbles and Vicks better.
Jordan Partlow
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 am #
Stallworth’s 30 Days and 30 Nights
LestersLegends
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 am #
If someone didn’t die, then that one would be better
Jordan Partlow
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm #
Holy Tuck
Jordan Partlow
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm #
So Damn Cooley
Jordan Partlow
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:46 pm #
2 Addai 4
Celloshane
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm #
4th and Drunk
Off Constantly
Sofaking (likely to Win)
I use the last one for my own team and I’ve changed it to Lose for years I had a bad draft, although it’s evolved into simply Sofakings for the past few years.
LestersLegends
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:56 pm #
Nice ones
Jordan Partlow
July 23rd, 2009 at 5:04 am #
In honor of Randy Moss
Straight Cash Homey!
Hawk’N'Roll
rdicke
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am #
Go Favre Yourself
Eli Small
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:57 pm #
1. Child’s Play
2. Chucky’s Revenge
LestersLegends
July 23rd, 2009 at 4:22 pm #
Nice ones. Thanks for stopping by Eli. How’s everything in Maine?
David
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm #
I’ll Have the Roethlisberger, Hold the Rape
2 Mannings 1 Cup
The Sticky Bandits
LestersLegends
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:04 pm #
David – If there weren’t a rape allegation involved that first one would be so funny. I like the concept of it, but if it proves to be true I don’t want to be laughing about it. The second one is funny. Gross funny, but funny nonetheless.
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GraveDigger
July 24th, 2009 at 7:49 am #
My Ditka in her Butkus
Ben Rapelisberger
The Overpaid Felons
LestersLegends
July 24th, 2009 at 7:52 am #
While the Big Ben one is clever, either he’s wrongfully accused or a woman was raped. Either way, name’s like that won’t make the cut.
GraveDigger
July 24th, 2009 at 7:54 am #
sorry for the twisted humor, as for the others?
LestersLegends
July 24th, 2009 at 7:59 am #
No problem. I like the Felons.
Alex
July 24th, 2009 at 3:06 pm #
time2getmyMOJOback
or
your a ROMOsexual
JP
July 25th, 2009 at 4:53 pm #
The Molesting Overdosers
JP
July 25th, 2009 at 4:55 pm #
Hell w/ Bush, Give Me Mountains
LestersLegends
July 25th, 2009 at 9:26 pm #
Nice ones JP.
JD
July 25th, 2009 at 10:45 pm #
my team name is Farvefromchoosing
Anonymous
July 26th, 2009 at 9:59 am #
The Tom Brady Bunch
Anonymous
July 26th, 2009 at 10:01 am #
Witten Run
Chris Burgess
July 26th, 2009 at 5:02 pm #
Multiple Scoregasms
First Down Syndrome
Off on the Field (because you can not beat “off on the field”)
LestersLegends
July 26th, 2009 at 9:38 pm #
Brady Bunch has been done. I’ve heard the Multiple one. Don’t like th First Down Syndrome one. Not really something I think you should joke about. Off on the field is good, but I prefer one that you don’t need an explanation.
Terry
July 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm #
Repeat Offenders
Border Patrol
Bad Company
LestersLegends
July 27th, 2009 at 3:10 pm #
Solid Terry
Bryan
July 27th, 2009 at 6:28 pm #
The Cleveland Steamers
Bryan
July 27th, 2009 at 6:29 pm #
Eli-The Other White Manning
LestersLegends
July 27th, 2009 at 7:16 pm #
Love the Eli one Bryan. Great stuff.
Jon
July 28th, 2009 at 7:44 am #
My Dixie Normous
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Boston Teabags
The Sofa Kings
Ron Mexico’s Dawgz
LestersLegends
July 28th, 2009 at 7:46 am #
Nice Jon.
Jon
July 28th, 2009 at 7:47 am #
The Ben Dovers
Five Inch Taint
Wok My Dogs
Bi-Curious George
Florescent Hitlers
MILF Money
Marc M from CR
July 28th, 2009 at 8:41 am #
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
The Lumberjackoffs
Ron Mexico and the Dogs of War
The Guns of Hoculi
The (insert age here) Year Old Virgin
LestersLegends
July 28th, 2009 at 8:43 am #
Thanks for stopping by Marc. I love Forgetting Brandon Marshall. Guns of Hoculi is good too.
Corey Feldman
July 28th, 2009 at 4:21 pm #
Lost at Sea
Jordan Partlow
July 28th, 2009 at 4:23 pm #
Vike’s You’ve Been Favred
shawn
July 28th, 2009 at 6:54 pm #
Any Given Felon
LestersLegends
July 28th, 2009 at 7:44 pm #
Lost at sea isn’t cool cause of what happened earlier this year.
danram
July 29th, 2009 at 9:38 am #
this one is a bit out of date, but: Minnesota Loveboaters
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 9:46 am #
Good flash from the past.
tgunter
July 29th, 2009 at 9:53 am #
Show Me Your TD’s
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 9:57 am #
Been said already
Stew
July 29th, 2009 at 10:52 am #
Favre’s Wrinkled Bag
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 10:57 am #
Stew – That’s more gross than funny.
itsagiven
July 29th, 2009 at 11:04 am #
Smokin’ Crack & Drinkin’ 40s
Calvin
July 29th, 2009 at 11:31 am #
I’ve got a big Johnson, Calvin
Stan
July 29th, 2009 at 12:05 pm #
Reggie running in Kim Kardasin’s Bush
Brady’s Busted Knee
Westbrooks twinkle toes and Ankle woes.
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm #
Nice Stan though Reggie is done with Kim.
Jay
July 29th, 2009 at 12:55 pm #
Kardashian trims the Bush
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 12:58 pm #
There you go Jay.
cary alyn
July 29th, 2009 at 1:34 pm #
2 Vicks 1 Cup
cary alyn
July 29th, 2009 at 1:35 pm #
Even better 2 Vicks 1 Pup
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 1:35 pm #
We had two Mannings, 1 Cup which makes more sense.
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 1:36 pm #
better with Pup, but i think i like the manning one more.
Eli Small
July 29th, 2009 at 2:58 pm #
You Lester. Things in Maine are great. I can’t believe how many teams you got goin here!
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 2:59 pm #
Gonna be hard to narrow down.
Cheryl
July 29th, 2009 at 3:30 pm #
Dump’em at the IHOP
Jeff
July 29th, 2009 at 3:56 pm #
Chad Lost His Johnson
Orton Hears a Who (Dr. Suess reference.)
Off To Their Mom. (That way when/if you lose, you get a laugh when your opponent says who they just beat.)
NEGRILRAST
July 29th, 2009 at 4:51 pm #
definitely my best teamname ever……
D’Brickashat H’self
Stew
July 29th, 2009 at 7:08 pm #
Wade Phillips’ Mammaries
Joey
July 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm #
Forte Oz’s to freedom
make it wayne on em
burrested development
the greg olsen twins
help kerry my johnson
johnsons stafford infection
tedd ginn and juice
double d breastons
LestersLegends
July 29th, 2009 at 9:36 pm #
like orton hears a who and burrested development
Eric
July 29th, 2009 at 10:47 pm #
Bi-curious George
16 Moral Victories
WD-Forte
Anonymous
July 29th, 2009 at 11:23 pm #
TOUCHDOWN My Pants!!
Craig
July 30th, 2009 at 12:08 am #
Cassel Greyskull
Cheryl
July 30th, 2009 at 5:02 am #
Dump’em at the IHOP (Romo dumped Jessica at an IHOP parking lot). Common that’s funny!
LestersLegends
July 30th, 2009 at 5:09 am #
like wd forte and cassell greyskull
cheryl – i missed the reference. that is good
LestersLegends
July 30th, 2009 at 8:07 am #
I know I said the Vick ones were kinda old, but I thought of a decent one I wanted to share.
Maniacal Vick
Nick
July 30th, 2009 at 8:29 am #
(.)(.)s and A$$
Justin
July 30th, 2009 at 9:26 am #
My Vick In A Box
LestersLegends
July 30th, 2009 at 9:27 am #
Not bad Justin
Nick
July 30th, 2009 at 10:00 am #
Seriously Retired
Cheryl
July 30th, 2009 at 10:21 am #
The Oceanic Sixteen (LOST show reference).
Cheryl
July 30th, 2009 at 10:23 am #
“Put A Ring On It”. If you think you have a team that contends for your league.
LestersLegends
July 30th, 2009 at 10:26 am #
Don’t watch Lost so that one is lost on me. Like Put a Ring on it.
Chicago Pat
July 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am #
I said Joe Montegna!!
Jay
July 30th, 2009 at 11:35 am #
Tyson’s Tiger
5th Year High School Senior
Just Your Everyday Normal Team
Stan
July 30th, 2009 at 11:38 am #
I know Reggie left here.. hence running in the kar dashin….
Charlie Weistwatchers
V.I.C.K (Violence In Canine Killing)
Pittsturd Stealers
Nick
July 30th, 2009 at 1:44 pm #
Last few seasons I’ve been “Evil Empire”.
strib
July 30th, 2009 at 2:59 pm #
Flux Capacitors
clueheywood
July 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm #
The Beautiful Peephole
Javaman
July 30th, 2009 at 6:09 pm #
They’re All On The Sauce
The Juice Monkeys
Go Home Farve
Jayster1
July 30th, 2009 at 8:36 pm #
The Somalia Pirates
Hannes
July 31st, 2009 at 1:40 am #
The Fourth Reich
First and inches
dega
July 31st, 2009 at 8:27 am #
secondhand dolphins
flipjippy
July 31st, 2009 at 8:42 am #
Ocho Sinkhole
Me So Zorny
Hardcore Zorn
TITAN FAN
July 31st, 2009 at 8:58 am #
SMASH AND dash EVERY COACH’S DREAM
Jack
July 31st, 2009 at 9:08 am #
Mister Fister
Are my Cankles Showing
Ben Dover and the Screamers
The Balloon Knots
Mike
July 31st, 2009 at 9:17 am #
FeeleyKevins’Kolb
Tim
July 31st, 2009 at 12:07 pm #
The Abusement Park
The Lesbian Cure
Ben
July 31st, 2009 at 1:29 pm #
Erin Andrews’ Peephole
doug
July 31st, 2009 at 4:37 pm #
didn’t see it yet but…
Tatum’s Bellhop Service
Bill
August 1st, 2009 at 6:23 am #
With a Man’s Balls
Sedid
August 1st, 2009 at 7:47 am #
Here’s a free lesson
nick
August 1st, 2009 at 11:34 am #
Heiden In The Closet
I Like Tight Ends
Buster Cherry
Craig
August 1st, 2009 at 2:37 pm #
SAN FRANKCISCO 49ers
Topher
August 1st, 2009 at 5:16 pm #
Draft Dodgers
Stat Patrol
Westbrook Power Divers (No, NO, YES! paved my way to a championship!)
Cheryl
August 1st, 2009 at 8:27 pm #
North Dallas Forte
Aaron
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:32 am #
The Spread Eagles
Rob
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:41 am #
I-Zheet M’Drurz
Rob
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:42 am #
Hous Bin Pharteen
Rob
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:43 am #
Graabir Boubi
Rob
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:46 am #
Haid D’Salaami
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
Suque M’Dique
Mike
August 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm #
For the Jews out there…Passover the Middle
Whitney
August 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm #
Tackle Me Elmos
Kiss My Blitz
Bacon Bits
The Goal Dancers
The Cincinnati BailBondsMen
Touch Me Downs
Salt ‘n Culpepper
Blood, Sweat and Beers
Whitney
August 2nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm #
Tackle Me Elmos
Kiss My Blitz
The Goal Dancers
D.
August 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm #
Orton hears a Boo
Count Smackula
Blood, Bath and Beyond
Victorious Secret
The RubDawgs
Smokin’ Hash Marks
Camel Turf Toes
Ginn N Tonic
You’ve got a Parcell
Kicker All Night
Awesome
August 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm #
1. Jesus and His Disciples, Bloods, and Crips
2. I Hate You
3. eharmony login: TROMO
LestersLegends
August 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm #
Some more real nice ones. This is going to be tough to narrow down.
CW
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:46 pm #
Hittin’ the Hole
Backfield Penetration
Complimentary End Around
One Ball
Nuts on the Line
My Better Team is in the Shop
D.Gaddis
August 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 pm #
Chicago Cutlery
Orlando, Pace
Without Equivocation
Aaron
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:07 am #
Tittsburgh Feelers
Aaron
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 am #
Huge Sack
r87raiders
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:33 am #
Owenschard Park Superstars
The Council of Trent
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:47 am #
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Ryan
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 am #
Jacko’s Demerol
Jimmy D
August 3rd, 2009 at 12:24 pm #
2 at a time for Addai
Nima
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:15 pm #
2 Legit
Jason A
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm #
Snatch n Sniff
gdog62
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm #
Andy Reid Cannot See His Toes
Fanimaniac
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm #
Goldilocks and Da Bears
(I used this name a few years ago. Yes, I had the Chicago D, and yes, I’m blond…)
Fanimaniac
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:14 pm #
ScoobyDrewBreesDoo!
(That was last year’s team name)
LestersLegends
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 pm #
that scooby one is great
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:05 pm #
Vick let dogs out!
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 pm #
angels in the end-zone
TJ
August 4th, 2009 at 12:30 am #
That Aint Mayo
Tom G
August 4th, 2009 at 5:28 am #
So You Think You Can DANSBY
Nice BREASTONS
FRYE It, TURNER Over, DUNN
DOUCET that GRIESE BUSH
PALMER A Fifty
COOLEY BREES on my LONGWELL DITKA
MIKE COX AIKERS AVERY ADDAI
Fanimaniac
August 4th, 2009 at 6:00 am #
Raiders of the Lost Oak
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LestersLegends
August 4th, 2009 at 7:03 am #
Sweet job everyone. Here are the finalists:
Kibbles and Vicks – Jordan Partlow
Eli-The Other White Manning – Bryan
Forgetting Brandon Marshall – Marc M.
Cassel Greyskull – Craig
ScoobyDrewBreesDoo! – Fanimaniac
Anonymous
August 4th, 2009 at 9:24 am #
runyans bunions
Chris C
August 4th, 2009 at 9:43 am #
Black Horse and the Crab Tree
Juice
August 4th, 2009 at 4:59 pm #
Show Me Your TD’s
Brian
August 4th, 2009 at 6:17 pm #
My Couch Pulls Out Not Me
sean
August 4th, 2009 at 7:43 pm #
T.J HOSEDYOURMAMA
SEAN
August 4th, 2009 at 7:58 pm #
TJ HUMPEDURMOMMA
SEAN
August 4th, 2009 at 8:00 pm #
TJ HUMPSURMAMMA
Chris N
August 4th, 2009 at 8:03 pm #
Suck My Ditka!!!
RBD
August 4th, 2009 at 11:16 pm #
Steve Breastonlargement
John David Booty Call
LestersLegends
August 5th, 2009 at 12:58 am #
Good ones.
Mad Max
August 5th, 2009 at 7:10 am #
Lazy Eyes (Stewart Scott is the mascott)
Bryan
August 5th, 2009 at 11:56 am #
Breaston My Face
Jeremy
August 5th, 2009 at 4:01 pm #
Not long enough
Killroy
August 5th, 2009 at 4:53 pm #
Green Bay of Pigs
Smizzhfx
August 5th, 2009 at 6:35 pm #
My Favorite Marshawn
Wade
August 5th, 2009 at 6:36 pm #
Ocean’s Eleven
Killroy
August 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pm #
How about WIC Cheese Heads
Pat
August 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm #
Culpooper Chuters
Brady
August 6th, 2009 at 12:55 am #
Sir Rex-A-Lot
trace
August 6th, 2009 at 1:02 pm #
Vertical Tacos
trace
August 6th, 2009 at 1:03 pm #
Foreskin Gump
Matt
August 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm #
Eaton Beavers
David
August 6th, 2009 at 4:06 pm #
You can use the one I use all the time and people can’t help but make comments…… MiltonBerlesCock…… People can’t help but laugh and make the usual football double entendre.
danram
August 6th, 2009 at 9:28 pm #
Plaxico’s Gun & Pawn
Sloan
August 7th, 2009 at 8:01 am #
Big ass TD’s
Ryan
August 7th, 2009 at 9:26 am #
iAMwhoUthoughtIwas
LestersLegends
August 7th, 2009 at 9:31 am #
I had one I used last year danram
Cheddar Plax (8 mile reference) I like that though
Ryan – Though the Denny Green thing has been played out (along with Playoffs, Playoffs…) I like that here. Strong work.
CRell4444
August 7th, 2009 at 11:10 am #
The Blitzkrieg
Maloran
August 7th, 2009 at 11:36 am #
The Jackson 4
LestersLegends
August 7th, 2009 at 12:02 pm #
That’s cold Maloran. I like it. I think if you came in last week with that, you would have won.
Steve
August 7th, 2009 at 12:36 pm #
Micheal Vick’s 44
Mick
August 7th, 2009 at 1:55 pm #
Loaf of Tatupu
Mick
August 7th, 2009 at 1:59 pm #
His Roy Elroy
Romomentum
I need a Man-ning
Sebastian
August 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm #
My favorite fanatasy football name that I use everyday:
Master Baiter’s TACKLE Shop
Sebastian
August 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm #
My favorite fantasy football name that I use ever year:
Master Baiter’s TACKLE Shop
tatar
August 7th, 2009 at 8:22 pm #
The 69ers
Shack
August 7th, 2009 at 9:42 pm #
Free William Perry
Saving Matt Ryan
Far From The Madden Crowd
McDonald DriverThru
Real Linemen of Genius
Huddle Crashers
JReeves
August 8th, 2009 at 5:59 am #
Bongin Beers With Leinart
Mansfield151
August 8th, 2009 at 11:02 am #
Being from Buffalo i go with
“Get off! That’s My Dick Jauron”
LestersLegends
August 8th, 2009 at 11:31 am #
Funny
Cwill
August 8th, 2009 at 1:09 pm #
Scorgasims
todd
August 8th, 2009 at 2:43 pm #
inconvenient gorers
Darren
August 9th, 2009 at 6:20 am #
Sunday Morning Wood
By the way, if you have to explain it, don’t bother posting it.
LestersLegends
August 9th, 2009 at 6:45 am #
good one darren, and good rule of thumb
Sparty
August 9th, 2009 at 11:29 am #
Lions need to use (their) JOHNSON more.
Rebecca
August 9th, 2009 at 8:22 pm #
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Aaron
August 10th, 2009 at 12:54 pm #
Oil Can Roid
Sideline Cameras
chuck
August 10th, 2009 at 2:06 pm #
Belichick’s man td’s
LDUB34
August 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm #
The Turd Cutters
Antonio
August 10th, 2009 at 4:22 pm #
The Dirty Sanchez in honor of the newest ny Jets Mark Sanchez J.E.T.S Jets Jets Jets
Antonio
August 10th, 2009 at 4:23 pm #
The Dirty Sanchez in Honor of the newst Jet Mark Sanchez
Hutch
August 10th, 2009 at 8:22 pm #
The [insert initials] Show.
Dere0
August 10th, 2009 at 10:30 pm #
Winning your fantasy league? There’s an AP for that.
(iPhone reference)
Boom
August 11th, 2009 at 5:35 pm #
The Abusement Park
Cedric
August 11th, 2009 at 8:43 pm #
Bulletproof Plaxiglas
Cody H
August 12th, 2009 at 12:29 am #
MoreSTALLtimeWORTH
Dante’s Sinferno
Pete
August 12th, 2009 at 9:46 am #
Stallworth’s Cab Service
Tony Thromo
Ryan
August 12th, 2009 at 11:14 am #
Taste Dwayne Bowe. *sounds like a skittles commercial*
LestersLegends
August 12th, 2009 at 11:15 am #
That one is great Ryan. Mike Tyson could read the spot.
Dennis
August 12th, 2009 at 4:59 pm #
Full of Maroney
tommyboye
August 13th, 2009 at 1:27 pm #
Alex Trebek’s Kids
Darren
August 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pm #
Ghost to the Post
North Hollywood Shotout
“Friendo” – from No Country for Old Men
Werewolves of Wall Street
“Kobayashi” – from Usual Suspects
Vlad The Impaler
Vulgar and sorry
August 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm #
Pitino’s aborted kid
sorry, but I’ve been hearing about this for 2 days straight
Smokin' Joe
August 14th, 2009 at 10:25 am #
I’m using these 2 this year
Henne Given Sunday!
or
He ain’t Henne, he’s my brotha…
Jack
August 14th, 2009 at 11:42 am #
Off Constantly. Because no one wants to say they beat off constantly.
Jeff
August 14th, 2009 at 2:04 pm #
“Sweatpants Holster” in honor of Plax’s dumb ass
Josh
August 14th, 2009 at 2:36 pm #
I love havin a big Peters
Anonymous
August 14th, 2009 at 4:22 pm #
hahahahahahah i love that off constantly one i used that in like 4 leagues
tyler
August 14th, 2009 at 4:22 pm #
hahahahahahah i love that off constantly one i used that in like 4 leagues
pablo
August 14th, 2009 at 4:56 pm #
G-Spot
Kiel
August 14th, 2009 at 6:41 pm #
McNabb’s Chunky Mom
AJ
August 14th, 2009 at 9:13 pm #
Mike Vick’s Puppies
The Kennel Club
DaDirty ConVicks
Dakota Kid
August 14th, 2009 at 10:09 pm #
Heiden the Browns Star (Steve Heiden – from So Dakota State – is the Cleveland Browns tight end)
Brian
August 14th, 2009 at 11:48 pm #
The Great LenWhales
david
August 15th, 2009 at 12:51 am #
The Joy of Rex
Rocco
August 15th, 2009 at 7:31 am #
GIRTH and Many Inches
Mike
August 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm #
The Brady Bundchen
Big Easy Breesies
DarkStar
August 15th, 2009 at 10:36 pm #
H.Y.B. V.O.T.E. —> Hide Your Beagles Vick’s on the Eagles
Chuckie54
August 16th, 2009 at 12:34 pm #
It hurts when I AP
Alex
August 16th, 2009 at 4:33 pm #
Slightly Tanned Skins
The PETA VickBulls
CJ
August 16th, 2009 at 6:57 pm #
ChadOchoStinko
LestersLegends
August 16th, 2009 at 7:32 pm #
Some more great ones. Like the Henne one a lot.
JohnyDrama
August 17th, 2009 at 10:04 am #
Entouragers
Bear Grylls
Interpol
Playing the field
Anonymous
August 17th, 2009 at 10:10 am #
BOOM BOOM POW
JHIGH
August 17th, 2009 at 12:56 pm #
Stuart Scotts Eye
Roxtar
August 17th, 2009 at 3:01 pm #
Greatest Show on Paper
Touchdown Below the Belt
Six on the Wonderlic
Bemidji Lawn Gnomes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Your New Champion
Jeff
August 17th, 2009 at 3:30 pm #
The Angry Mohels
Jeff
August 17th, 2009 at 3:31 pm #
(The most frightening thing I can think of, if you’re Jewish….)
The Angry Mohels
Allz
August 17th, 2009 at 5:06 pm #
Cooleyer than You
John
August 17th, 2009 at 5:22 pm #
Tommorrow Never Addai’s
The Braylon Bunch
John
August 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm #
Live Free Addai Hard
Chuckie54
August 17th, 2009 at 5:29 pm #
Ricky Still Smokes
Anonymous
August 17th, 2009 at 9:19 pm #
SOMEONE ELSES MEAT
Jay
August 17th, 2009 at 10:18 pm #
How about
Vicky and the pets!
RTB
August 17th, 2009 at 11:04 pm #
Hide Your Beagle, Vick’s an Eagle!
Sean
August 18th, 2009 at 7:30 am #
name I used 2 years ago: Clevelands Ovulating Caped Crusaders
name I used last year: The Slapaho Warriors
name im using this year: The Maniwanna Layas
Sean
August 18th, 2009 at 7:32 am #
Sorry, forgot how I spelled it, it was: Clevelands Ovulating Caped Krusaders, (C.O.C.K)
Seatown
August 18th, 2009 at 12:33 pm #
Been thrown around in a bunch of my leagues for years.
Shawn Kemp’s Babies (as there are 9 starters in our league…and he has 9 children)
Jasper
August 18th, 2009 at 7:39 pm #
Giant Sack
Koke
August 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm #
Ball Movements
den
August 19th, 2009 at 1:53 am #
Mr. Stallworth’s Wild ride,
rip to the man that died.
paul
August 19th, 2009 at 10:05 am #
Touchdown My Pants
Tom
August 19th, 2009 at 12:12 pm #
Uranus Blasters
jason
August 19th, 2009 at 12:34 pm #
the blizzard
Devils Reject’s
Westside Connection
Steven Baldassari
August 19th, 2009 at 6:00 pm #
How about…
Superballs, The Brady Bunch, Foreskin Goreskin, Balls Deep, Pro-Bowls, Dog Fighters, Where my Dogs At, Chicks dig Footballs, I’ve Got Big Balls, Homo Romo,…
Kindel
August 19th, 2009 at 6:32 pm #
“Ochocinco is Oh So Dinko” Dinko being a made up word but sounds about like what I would consider Chad…
“To Bet or Not To Bet”
Tom
August 20th, 2009 at 10:24 am #
The Sea Hares
Anonymous
August 20th, 2009 at 10:30 am #
Plaxivic’s Gundogs
LestersLegends
August 20th, 2009 at 10:36 am #
Nice ones everyone. Keep em coming.
How about:
Vengeful DA
NY DA is a DA (Dumb Ass)
Shooting Self 24 times worse than killing man
Stupidity worse than vehicular homicide
The whole Plax thing annoys me, and I’m a Pats fan so no homerism here. There was no criminal intent. No priors. It was reckless and stupid, but was it 24 times worse than what Donte Stallworth did since he got 24 months to Stallworth’s 1? My answer is NO. It baffles my mind.
theyrecoming
August 20th, 2009 at 11:59 am #
burrested development
Rickross
August 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm #
Step Dads
Because you hate us, and we will beat you!
carober
August 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm #
My Vick in a Box
Zilla
August 20th, 2009 at 2:17 pm #
Serious Norwood
Zilla
August 20th, 2009 at 2:19 pm #
Ginn n Juice
Zilla
August 20th, 2009 at 2:20 pm #
Daunte’s Inferno
Zilla
August 20th, 2009 at 2:22 pm #
Wayne Manner
Zilla
August 20th, 2009 at 2:22 pm #
Hester Skelter
Zilla
August 20th, 2009 at 2:24 pm #
Rolling Randy Gathers No Moss
Zilla
August 20th, 2009 at 2:27 pm #
Wes Welker’s Wittle Winky
Larry
August 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm #
I have used this one for a number of years: Faulk U.
LestersLegends
August 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm #
nice, back when marshall was running wild i assume
SeanE
August 20th, 2009 at 3:59 pm #
AAFavreP
Pioneers47
August 20th, 2009 at 4:49 pm #
With Menards
Better Than Your Better
LestersLegends
August 20th, 2009 at 5:06 pm #
I LOVE AAFavreP. Well done Sean.
Chris
August 20th, 2009 at 5:43 pm #
OchoStinko
Christian Roderick
August 20th, 2009 at 6:58 pm #
Forte Year Old Virgin
Duck Duck Bruce
Chuck
August 20th, 2009 at 8:44 pm #
What Can the Browns Do For You? (UPS reference)
brzzle
August 21st, 2009 at 6:33 am #
Puffin With Percy
UGA7
August 21st, 2009 at 8:53 am #
No More Air 4 McNair
LestersLegends
August 21st, 2009 at 9:06 am #
UGA – sorry, but that one wasn’t cool
EL151
August 21st, 2009 at 11:15 am #
Biff’s Almanac
Chin lee
August 21st, 2009 at 11:47 am #
Left BOLDIN my Junk
Chin lee
August 21st, 2009 at 11:50 am #
Left BOLDIN my Junk
get your Wadsworth
Nice Rackers
Adrian Will-Kill-son
Ant
August 21st, 2009 at 12:39 pm #
ItsMyVickInABox
deanooo
August 21st, 2009 at 1:05 pm #
Who needs TD’s when you got Rackers
WoW its football season
August 21st, 2009 at 1:26 pm #
second chance felons
1 NFL Sized Rapethisberger
I Stallworthed all over my bumper
I McNabbed your mom but she can’t fit in my trunk
Go Farve yourself
Stuff the Vick in the Brady Bush
I’d TD Farve that
Plaxico’s Liquor and Gun Store
Too Manny Roids
Kris
August 21st, 2009 at 3:45 pm #
12 inch Ditka
AnthonyJ
August 21st, 2009 at 8:15 pm #
Pacmans Rainmakers
Hmmm...
August 21st, 2009 at 9:55 pm #
(.)(.)’s and beer…
Billy Rockey
August 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 am #
Favre’s Wafflers
LestersLegends
August 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 am #
I like Favre’s Waffle House a little better
Shawn
August 22nd, 2009 at 11:12 am #
Plax’sPrematurePistol
Geoff
August 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm #
Different name every week, in honor of Jets coach Rex Ryan -
Rex Offenders, I Want to Rex You up, Rex Ed, The Rex Pistols, Let’s Talk About Rex Baby, Better Than Rex, Rex Appeal, The Joy of Rex, Rex and the City, Rex on the Beach, Rexual Predators, Rex Machine, Rexual Healing, Rex Drugs and Rock & Roll, I’m bringing Rexy back, I’m too Rexy…, Rexual Discrimination, Rex Lies and Videotapes.
LestersLegends
August 22nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm #
Outstanding work Geoff.
Brian
August 22nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm #
Get your hands off my Johnsons
i own calvin and andre lol
LestersLegends
August 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm #
Nice work landing Johnson & Johnson.
Lestat
August 22nd, 2009 at 9:01 pm #
Matt’s Back Hassels
Felix is Jonesin for Calvin’s Johnson
Anonymous
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:09 am #
Two and a half Mendenhalls
RJ
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:57 am #
Just Witten My Pants
Got Bush? Get Barber!
4th and Farve (Minnesota being the 4th team he has played for)
radnip
August 23rd, 2009 at 1:10 pm #
The First Forte 8
Ray’s chicken and Rice
flohawk
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm #
Mr.Rodgers Driver hard
flohawk
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm #
Packer fanny
Jay S
August 24th, 2009 at 8:36 am #
Child Please
John
August 24th, 2009 at 9:17 am #
4th and Schlong
James
August 24th, 2009 at 10:19 am #
Brothelsberger’s favorite targets
All along the Hightower
Albert Haynesworth = Huge D.C. Stimulus Package
SkinSoSoft
Just another Zorn in my side
Anonymous
August 24th, 2009 at 1:34 pm #
FARVE INCH PETERSONS
Greg
August 24th, 2009 at 2:38 pm #
Carsons Palming Chad’s Johnson
MRC
August 24th, 2009 at 2:46 pm #
TOUCHDOWN MY PANTS
Cue
August 24th, 2009 at 7:34 pm #
We Are Marshawn
LestersLegends
August 24th, 2009 at 7:35 pm #
love it cue
basman
August 24th, 2009 at 7:39 pm #
Roethlisberger, Farve & Andrews – aka Sex, Lies & Videotape
LestersLegends
August 24th, 2009 at 7:48 pm #
bas – awesome
gogi
August 24th, 2009 at 8:14 pm #
Kegstand Midgets
Smack Daddys
BigDoG
August 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm #
Trojan Horse killed my Drive. (4th Down)
gobears
August 25th, 2009 at 2:43 am #
100% polyhester
kcmaine
August 25th, 2009 at 6:15 am #
Wilfork for Food
Chris
August 25th, 2009 at 10:16 am #
Jerry Jones’ Cash 4 Clunkers
Donny
August 25th, 2009 at 1:52 pm #
Have Bush? Get Barber!!!
LestersLegends
August 25th, 2009 at 1:54 pm #
Nice Donny.
Byron
August 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm #
Erin Andrews Gone Wild
Peeping Tom Brady
Ronnie Brown Stains
Byron
August 25th, 2009 at 4:02 pm #
Came up with one more…
Mark’s Stinky Sanchez
george
August 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm #
Beanie & The Jets (as in Elton John- Benny & The Jets)– Have both Beanie & Jets DST
Mojo Risin
Steve P
August 25th, 2009 at 7:55 pm #
Pass the DeSean Mustard
Turner on the Burners
LestersLegends
August 25th, 2009 at 9:41 pm #
like the desean one.
Smokin' Joe
August 26th, 2009 at 8:08 pm #
I’m for Miami trick!
Anonymous
August 27th, 2009 at 10:47 am #
The Penetrators
eric
August 27th, 2009 at 12:20 pm #
jets – dirty sanchez’ed
eric
August 27th, 2009 at 12:22 pm #
dirty sanchez
Rich
August 27th, 2009 at 1:57 pm #
Like WD-Forte
I go with a few:
4th and Drunk
Romo-Sexuals
Flacco Seagulls
‘Surely U Cant Be Jerious’ Norwood
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Steve Breaston Plants
Ur Mom Likes to Touch Down There
Big Harry Douglas
Roddy White on Rice
Brees Nuts
Corn on the Schaub
Its Ngata Toomer!
5 Minutes,… Turner Over
Apple Turner-Overs
Allen2556
August 27th, 2009 at 8:38 pm #
Reggie’s Bush
Allen2556
August 27th, 2009 at 8:58 pm #
Crabtree’s Advisor
Brady’s Inglorious Xastards
Handcuff your WR in 09
STEVE-O
August 27th, 2009 at 9:01 pm #
Hittin’ the A gap
jim
August 27th, 2009 at 9:39 pm #
killadelphia Beagles
C.J.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:10 pm #
Chumscrubbers or Whore Chum
AJ
August 28th, 2009 at 3:21 pm #
Vick’s bEagles
T-Rex
August 28th, 2009 at 6:19 pm #
Michael’s Milk
Chris
August 28th, 2009 at 6:39 pm #
Broseph Addai
and for those with AP: Yo Adrian!
For the record, I really like “Brees nuts,” “Go favre yourself” and “Forgetting Brandon Marshall”
Ted
August 29th, 2009 at 4:52 am #
I have Turner and TJ Houshmandzadeh on my roster… so I came up with…
Turner & Housh
Evan Walsh
August 29th, 2009 at 7:02 am #
Here are my two league names, I don’t think it gets much better.
Hail2the ‘Vick’tors
GetRich_OrAddai_Tryn
LestersLegends
August 29th, 2009 at 7:10 am #
Turner & Housh is amazing.
BFL
August 29th, 2009 at 1:25 pm #
Don’t Hassel the Beck
Rick
August 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm #
ItByrnesWhenIPeavy
BAK
August 29th, 2009 at 1:43 pm #
Guns of Burress
BAK
August 29th, 2009 at 1:50 pm #
whoops meant Guns n’ Burress as in GNR
Rich
August 29th, 2009 at 2:11 pm #
i also have turner and housh on a roster, but i came up with TNT for (Turner and TJ), i like urs better
Doug
August 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pm #
Hit My JumboTron
Joe
August 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am #
Save Burress
Jesus
August 30th, 2009 at 4:40 pm #
Tom Brady & The Minorities
bdawg
August 30th, 2009 at 6:31 pm #
I go for the really messed up ones that make people cringe such as……
Terri Shivoes Vegetable Stand
Chris Benoits Family Fun Camp
Sean Taylors Thigh Hole
Natilee Halloways Aruban Adventures
Heath Ledgers Prescription Plan
Justin
August 30th, 2009 at 9:24 pm #
i got a few:
Vick’s K9 Rub
Flea Flickers
The 40 year-old Viking
Jones Drew Owns You
Justin
August 30th, 2009 at 9:25 pm #
oh what about WD Forte
Andrew Greener
August 30th, 2009 at 9:58 pm #
Covered by Erin Andrews
Stupac
August 31st, 2009 at 1:54 am #
Goin for my third straight championship under the same name:
Optimus Primetime
John
August 31st, 2009 at 1:17 pm #
SeeTheCops..Warner-Leinart
Nate K
August 31st, 2009 at 1:42 pm #
My 2 current ones are :
Romo Whitten his pants
and
Burrested for Romosexuality
Nate K
August 31st, 2009 at 1:49 pm #
Some others:
Turn your head and Coughlin
Dude, Where my Favre
One season too favre
Chad lost his Johnson
I like Hines with my Roethlisberger
My Maroney has a first name
LestersLegends
August 31st, 2009 at 1:58 pm #
Some good ones nate. i really like maroney one
Clay
August 31st, 2009 at 2:48 pm #
10 Jerks and a Squirt
John
August 31st, 2009 at 3:19 pm #
Cherry Poppers
Teabaggers
Donte Drink And Drive
Tim
August 31st, 2009 at 3:50 pm #
Matty Ices My Balls
keit
August 31st, 2009 at 4:51 pm #
Liquor Box
Anonymous
August 31st, 2009 at 5:35 pm #
Breaston Plants
wchris21
August 31st, 2009 at 7:25 pm #
Mucking Favrelous
Tim
August 31st, 2009 at 10:41 pm #
Howie Licktersnatch
Spencer
August 31st, 2009 at 11:29 pm #
Flicker Beanie Well
Gary Ferrigno
September 1st, 2009 at 10:49 am #
Santonio’s Foreclosed Holmes
Gary
September 1st, 2009 at 11:00 am #
Third and Shart
LestersLegends
September 1st, 2009 at 11:04 am #
more good ones
bradford
September 1st, 2009 at 1:39 pm #
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
bradford
September 1st, 2009 at 1:52 pm #
The Chet Steadmans
The J. P.
September 1st, 2009 at 2:18 pm #
Rick Pitino’s Payoff Fund
Damon Ward
September 1st, 2009 at 6:53 pm #
O.J. Broncos
Vick’s Doggy Daycare
michael
September 1st, 2009 at 10:14 pm #
BLOUNT FORCE TRAUMA
FUZZY THURSTONS
MARSHALLED FORCE
MARSHAWN’S LYNCH MOB
“THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE”
ainamzat
September 1st, 2009 at 11:03 pm #
Vick ‘n’ McNabb (mcdonalds reference)
thunder
September 1st, 2009 at 11:38 pm #
fourth and parole
Bradley
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:55 am #
1.) Battlestar Gramatica
2.) Robin Hood’s Merrimen
Jason
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:10 am #
Fisting Irish
Steve L.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:21 am #
Yogi & TagliabueBue
Turn Your Head & Coughlin
No Childress Left Behind
Spagnuolo & Meatballs
sunny
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:06 pm #
LenDale don julio Blanco
patrick
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm #
- “Show Me Your Tates” (Brandon Tate: WR NE Pats)
patrick
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm #
- “Stallworth Forgot to Stall”
patrick
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm #
- “Hide Your Beagles Vick’s on the Eagles”
Logan
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm #
For dolphins fans like me:
Logan
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 pm #
For Dolphins Fans like me:
55 Ounce Porter-House
What can Brown do for you?
Camarillo Sky
Mike
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 pm #
Bart’s Starrs
Rusty
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:03 pm #
I’ve got the Knowshon to put my Peterson my Boss’s tight end
LestersLegends
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:23 pm #
strong work rusty
Rusty
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:41 pm #
I remember Ryan White…
phxsundvl
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:15 am #
Oakland is Fadden Away -as long as Al Davis is still in charge.
Chris
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:41 am #
Greatest Show on Paper
Adam
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am #
We are Favre from Harvin
Jerry
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:23 pm #
7 Jerks and Squirt squirt = kicker 7 jerks rest of the team
Ryan
September 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm #
Stop Snitchin Antonio…
Ryan
September 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 pm #
Deport Vick to Mexico…
Ryan
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm #
Hand Travis a Trojan…
Ed
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:02 pm #
Shaubtimus Prime
shu
September 4th, 2009 at 1:21 am #
I haven’t seen:
Ike Turner’s All-Stars – I make a livn’ out of slappn’ you b***chs.
The Busdrivers, cause I’m takn’ yall to school.
LestersLegends
September 4th, 2009 at 4:13 am #
like bus drivers shu, ike’s not my style cause i don’t find a lot of humor in hitting women
mike
September 4th, 2009 at 6:52 am #
Visanthe’s Manaconda
(Viking TE Visanthe Shiancoe was caught nude in the background during a live post-game interview last season, and, well, my team name says it all!)
cw
September 4th, 2009 at 11:48 am #
Hells DeAngelos
DeAngelos on the ball field
Jennings peter
Phillip Rivers runs thru it
Cry me a Phillips river
Winning is such a hasselbeck
christoph
September 4th, 2009 at 11:50 am #
Ginn and Chronic (ginn & ricky williams)
nick_steig
September 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am #
Favrefanoogins
nick_steig
September 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am #
my bad, correct spelling is… Favrefenugens. Favre with german word for “driving pleasure”
yuengling
September 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm #
Don’t Touchdown There
shayne
September 6th, 2009 at 4:19 am #
Ixnay on the Heyward-Bey
shayne
September 6th, 2009 at 4:45 am #
Gettin’ Ziggy Wilf it.
mike
September 6th, 2009 at 7:40 am #
Berman’s Man Boobs
LestersLegends
September 6th, 2009 at 7:41 am #
shayne – love it
zach
September 6th, 2009 at 7:36 pm #
chadlosthisjohnsons
zach
September 6th, 2009 at 7:37 pm #
chad lost his johnsons
zach
September 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am #
this isnt the same zach as before
somewhere over dwayne bowe
ice ice brady
corn on the shaub
ojs white bronco
yellow polka dot mangini
chad ocho stinko
favre dollar footlong
orton hears a boo who
Greg
September 7th, 2009 at 9:35 pm #
Merriman with a shot of Tequila
Mike
September 8th, 2009 at 1:43 pm #
DwayneBowe Connection (Rainbow Connection is the famous song.)
Todd
September 8th, 2009 at 2:05 pm #
06 My team was Dirty Mother Spankers
07 My team name was With Some1′s Nuts
Last year I was Westy’s testies
This year I’m Barbarian Boyz
I think that I’ve toned it down over the years
LestersLegends
September 8th, 2009 at 2:44 pm #
Good stuff Todd
Chris
September 8th, 2009 at 4:58 pm #
Chad lost his Johnson
chris
September 8th, 2009 at 5:18 pm #
randle-el-yeah
pitinos bar and grill
pitinos wingman
J-Boog
September 8th, 2009 at 6:16 pm #
Benrecklisbiker – old but w/e
Pick a pack of pickled Packers
Mack Daddy Manning
What would Jones-Drew?
2 Mannings, 2 Cups
Inglorious Purple basterds
Dan
September 8th, 2009 at 7:45 pm #
For those from Pittsburgh:
Two Superbowls, One Cup
LestersLegends
September 8th, 2009 at 7:48 pm #
Dan, very nice
Josh
September 8th, 2009 at 11:03 pm #
My personal fav… Mangina Mayhem.
Trev
September 9th, 2009 at 11:32 am #
TURNOVER on your TD’s so I can see your TIGHT END
Matthew Stafford Infections
FudgePackers in your Cowgirls
Packer TD’s with Silicone
Jay
September 9th, 2009 at 12:12 pm #
Bundchen’s Buttplug
Anonymous
September 9th, 2009 at 2:14 pm #
A diva is a female version of a Houshma ….(beyonce)
Mo
September 9th, 2009 at 2:48 pm #
Mangina’s Vagini
Richie
September 9th, 2009 at 5:19 pm #
romo-phobic
Anonymous
September 9th, 2009 at 8:57 pm #
Its raining mendenhall
steve
September 10th, 2009 at 12:47 am #
Short Bus All-Stars
jdubb08
September 10th, 2009 at 2:59 am #
my two names this year are:
-Donte Drink’n'Drive
-I wanna B my L on some TD’s (for the forgetting sarah marshall fans)
and a couple others:
-mcnair’s shotgun formations
-mcnair addai’d (too soon?)
-2 pups 1 vick
-
LestersLegends
September 10th, 2009 at 5:24 am #
yeah, i’m not down with the donte or the mcnair ones.
DarthMacGyver
September 10th, 2009 at 9:17 am #
I Fumble My Pigskin
Soxknation
September 10th, 2009 at 12:24 pm #
Brady’s Kinesia
Craig
September 10th, 2009 at 4:30 pm #
Morning norWood
Blazen’ crabTree
Island Brees
Stevie D
September 10th, 2009 at 5:42 pm #
Umenyioranasshole
Pat M
September 10th, 2009 at 8:17 pm #
Tequila ShawneRise
Matt
September 10th, 2009 at 10:45 pm #
Running is Matt’s Forte
nick heno
September 10th, 2009 at 11:26 pm #
shawne loves slammin tequila
Vinny
September 11th, 2009 at 10:35 am #
hi everyone ive used… EATTHEBUTT, Gay4Brady, byeweek, Pornaddict09
Anonymous
September 12th, 2009 at 6:54 am #
I was gonna shoot u an e-mail but…i shot myself instead
Corbett
September 12th, 2009 at 10:04 am #
Bros B4 Shiancoes
kc
September 13th, 2009 at 2:54 pm #
Reggie’s bush
andre’s johnson
tiki’s barber
kc
September 13th, 2009 at 2:54 pm #
Reggie’s bush
andre’s johnson
tiki’s barber
somewhere over dwayne bowe
Paulllliie
September 13th, 2009 at 3:15 pm #
I hate (Reggie) Bush.
Jesse D
September 14th, 2009 at 1:09 pm #
Jerry Jones’ Big Screener’s
or
Jerry Jones’ Cable Guys
i mean come on. nobody has said those yet? I WIN
Michael
September 15th, 2009 at 1:15 pm #
The Stepdads (’cause we beat you and you hate us for it)
Michael
September 15th, 2009 at 1:21 pm #
Off Constantly (nobody can beat Off Constantly)
Stephen
September 16th, 2009 at 7:47 am #
Carson Palmer and the 40 theives
Stephen
September 16th, 2009 at 7:48 am #
2 shots of LenDale White
Stephen
September 16th, 2009 at 7:51 am #
When Harris met Ron
E
September 16th, 2009 at 3:09 pm #
I like
Sofa King Good (So F-ing Good)
E
September 16th, 2009 at 3:39 pm #
pot of Gold at the end of Dwayne Bowe
Greg
September 16th, 2009 at 7:11 pm #
Fitz and Ten
mitch
September 17th, 2009 at 7:33 am #
Show me ur TDS
Anonymous
September 17th, 2009 at 2:20 pm #
Jerry’s Kids
BOBO
September 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm #
Starvin’ Harvin
LenDale ForSale
Hector
September 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm #
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Houston
September 24th, 2009 at 9:51 am #
Aww I missed the contest.
Anyways, my current team name is: Mike Vick’s VapoRub
And my team picture is a bottle of Vick’s VapoRub with the word VapoRub removed and a big 7 from his Eagles jersey there
LestersLegends
September 24th, 2009 at 9:54 am #
Interesting Houston, though I’m not pro-Vick.
Mark Gabrielli
September 24th, 2009 at 5:47 pm #
OVERPAID CONVICTS
Seth
September 26th, 2009 at 7:08 pm #
My Titan-ic Johnson
Christian
September 27th, 2009 at 8:15 pm #
Favre Dollar Foot Long
Matt
September 28th, 2009 at 11:52 am #
Now You’re Done!
Jack
September 28th, 2009 at 3:54 pm #
Forte yard dash
ova Dwayne Bowe….You will find a pot of gold (over the rainbow)
Peyton makes it Wayne
LestersLegends
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:07 am #
Don’t support that on Ted.
Love Peyton Makes it Wayne Jack.
tony
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm #
Addaing in my arms tonight
LestersLegends
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:54 pm #
Good one tony,
GsxrJon
October 4th, 2009 at 12:40 am #
Stealers$Zebras
Shane
October 6th, 2009 at 8:34 am #
Bed Wetters Anonymous
shaun m
October 7th, 2009 at 3:36 pm #
The Zorn Ultimatum
Marvin’s Embarrison
The Real Steve Smith
Slim Brady
Insane R. Wayne
The Year of the Geezers
Mangina, Mangitis, No Mangenius
Trent Bent Sidewards
Terrell BLOWens
Inglorious Brownturds
I can go all night……
LestersLegends
October 7th, 2009 at 3:45 pm #
Nice work Shaun
carl
October 8th, 2009 at 8:38 am #
steve breaston plants
carl
October 8th, 2009 at 8:43 am #
braylon’s bricklayers
E.L.
October 11th, 2009 at 9:27 pm #
BadNewz Squad… i live in newport news, va
LestersLegends
October 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm #
I like that one E.L.
Matt H
October 21st, 2009 at 3:01 pm #
I’m in a league with a bunch of neighbors and I should be smokin them. However, everyone has their best game against me. I’m 2-4, but I’m due to turn this thing around. I have Jennings on my team. I just switched my team name to:
New Bejennings
LestersLegends
October 21st, 2009 at 3:03 pm #
I like that Matt.
Johnny Python
October 21st, 2009 at 9:38 pm #
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
somewhere in here
October 25th, 2009 at 10:15 pm #
myPoopIsRonnieAndBrown
Alex
October 29th, 2009 at 12:31 pm #
McNair’s Shotgun offense
LestersLegends
October 29th, 2009 at 12:36 pm #
somewhere – gross, but good
alex – not cool
amishpimpdaddy
November 5th, 2009 at 10:55 am #
electric amish moonpies
LestersLegends
November 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am #
can’t say that isn’t original amish
thisdood
November 12th, 2009 at 7:01 pm #
watchUtalkinboutWILLIS – that was my team name for the first 4 weeks when he was a td machine
LestersLegends
November 12th, 2009 at 7:03 pm #
Love it.
jay-p26
November 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm #
Mangini in a bottle
LestersLegends
November 13th, 2009 at 10:35 pm #
Like that one jay-p
Scott Fogle
November 29th, 2009 at 5:21 pm #
The Dallas Cowlostomy Bags…
hi mom
December 1st, 2009 at 5:09 pm #
End Zone Divas
jj
December 14th, 2009 at 7:48 pm #
The Brett Farrrrrrvs
Andrew
December 28th, 2009 at 9:58 pm #
childresses children viked up.
Snappy8
January 13th, 2010 at 7:26 pm #
Chmura’s Hot-tub
Couch Geckos
Marshawn vs. Predator
hunter
January 20th, 2010 at 3:40 pm #
bress nuts
Charlie
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:20 am #
Bill Belichick’s Video Rentals
Buck
February 12th, 2010 at 4:55 pm #
Boston TD Party
jimmy j
April 6th, 2010 at 3:46 pm #
Jerome, Move That Bus
Brandon James
June 16th, 2010 at 11:02 am #
I Touchdown There
Ha – This one is mine this year!!!
Chip Matin
July 1st, 2010 at 10:49 pm #
The Sphincter Titans
chebus
July 7th, 2010 at 8:30 pm #
TD Faulkers
LestersLegends
July 8th, 2010 at 10:09 am #
Anyone looking to enter the 2010 contest, please go here:
http://lesterslegends.com/2010-fantasy-football-team-contest/
Craig
July 18th, 2010 at 3:58 pm #
Pierre Garcon, Glen Coffee! (“Garcon, Coffee!” quote from Pulp Fiction)
Craig
July 18th, 2010 at 4:00 pm #
Stafford Infection? Better Suh.
LestersLegends
July 18th, 2010 at 4:38 pm #
Like that one Craig. You should submit it in this year’s contest.
robert oakes
July 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am #
harry and the hemorrhoids. schaub on my knob. long island buttpirates. white history month. the reacharound. bodacious blumpkins.
GolfGuru
July 21st, 2010 at 5:12 pm #
I Warner but she won’t shut the Faulk up.
Da Champ (league name was “One Champ…9 Chumps”)
Threepeat Defender (reighning league champ from previous 2 years)
Da Johnson Braddah’s (I have CJ and Andre in keeper league and live in Hawaii Brah!)
Ben
July 22nd, 2010 at 4:53 pm #
T.O needs a T.O.(timeout)
What about Bob?(bob sanders)
Clash of the Titans
The Greene Mile
The Barber Shop
Cool your Jets!
Gridiron Guru
Vinnie
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:00 pm #
VICKtorious dogs
Dan
July 23rd, 2010 at 7:02 am #
Hold Still I’ll Get A Towel
Alan
July 24th, 2010 at 2:59 pm #
Bud Kilmer’s Horse
polly D
July 25th, 2010 at 12:59 am #
The Jersey Gore
Anonymous
July 26th, 2010 at 9:42 am #
DaWizzinators (Don’t eat the yellow snow)
cody dup
July 26th, 2010 at 11:32 am #
Titsburgh Feelers
Marie
July 29th, 2010 at 6:09 pm #
Not alot on here for women…how about:
1. Comin Out Like Tiger Woods Wife
2. Pigskin Princess
3. Victorious Secret
4. Sundays are for Balls and Food-The End
Jason
July 30th, 2010 at 3:35 pm #
Can’t figure out how to post on the 2010 contest
LestersLegends
July 30th, 2010 at 4:15 pm #
Jason – go to this link http://lesterslegends.com/2010-fantasy-football-team-contest/
then enter at the bottom like you did here.
Mike
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 pm #
Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
Brian
August 11th, 2010 at 1:09 pm #
I use Givin’ you Fitz
LestersLegends
August 11th, 2010 at 3:11 pm #
Last year I used Tabulous Fitz for a while.
jack
August 12th, 2010 at 5:40 pm #
Romo Witten his pants
Boy named Suh
The ShawShianco redemption
The 40 year old Viking
Yellow polka dot Mangini
LestersLegends
August 13th, 2010 at 7:37 am #
I’ve heard the Mangini one before and really like it. I do like Boy named Suh.
Colby
August 14th, 2010 at 9:59 am #
Schaub my Johnson please.
She loves A. Peter son.
Turner and Houshmandzadeh
Are you Snelling my Fargas?
BoldinBush
Colby
August 14th, 2010 at 10:13 am #
BushlovesAPeterson
LestersLegends
August 14th, 2010 at 10:41 pm #
How about, You Can’t Beat My Peter-son
Anonymous
August 15th, 2010 at 11:29 pm #
How about..
Belichick’ Patriot Act
2 References, and I’m sure you can figure them both out.
Scott
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:00 pm #
You aren’t cool with any Big Ben rape jokes or Stallworth jokes but you are cool with names involving the slaughtering of Dogs????? Wasn’t Vick convicted? You’re a damn Hypocrite
matt b
August 23rd, 2010 at 6:15 pm #
Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
LestersLegends
August 23rd, 2010 at 7:12 pm #
Scott – I do believe there is a distinction between people and dogs.
Nick
August 24th, 2010 at 2:46 pm #
Futt Buckers
Stuart Scotts Eye
LaGarrete’s Blunts
Terrible Terry Tates
The SOB’s
Melonshakas
Prestige Worldwide
josh
August 24th, 2010 at 4:43 pm #
trim that reggie bush
Surge
August 25th, 2010 at 5:00 pm #
Orton hears a Suh
LestersLegends
August 25th, 2010 at 5:04 pm #
I like that one.
Justin G.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:42 pm #
Pimpin Ain’t Griese
Rick
August 30th, 2010 at 8:30 am #
Cromartie’s Child Support
David
September 1st, 2010 at 2:54 pm #
Naanee-thing you can do Legadu better
Revis Envy
Multiple Gore-gasms
A Rivers run Suh it
LestersLegends
September 1st, 2010 at 2:56 pm #
Love the first and fourth ones.
David
September 1st, 2010 at 3:10 pm #
The Crosby Show?
Greene’s legs and ham
David
September 1st, 2010 at 3:14 pm #
Ben there, hit that
David
September 1st, 2010 at 3:18 pm #
Ooooh I just made it better…
Naanee-thing Suh can do Legadu better!
Awesome
David
September 1st, 2010 at 3:37 pm #
Schaub-Shianc(oe) Redemption
Kyle
September 7th, 2010 at 5:48 pm #
My Vick in Your Butkus
Josh
September 26th, 2010 at 6:51 pm #
The Titsburgh Feelers
Anonymous
January 13th, 2011 at 12:28 pm #
Marshawn Lynchin
LestersLegends
July 18th, 2011 at 4:41 pm #
Click here to enter the 2011 LestersLegends fantasy football team name contest!
http://lesterslegends.com/2011-fantasy-football-team-contest/
Jordan
August 9th, 2011 at 9:34 pm #
Read em in weep these are the finalists right here:
1) The Rex Ryan deFEET
2) Lockout with my cockout
3) Antonio Cromarties Daycare
Eric
September 16th, 2011 at 11:24 pm #
I like Roddy Roddy we likes to Party, but it’s too long for my league
LestersLegends
September 17th, 2011 at 7:55 am #
That’s a good one Eric.
Joe
October 25th, 2011 at 6:30 pm #
Ngata Chance