Clever Fantasy Football Names

Sep 30, 2008

Earlier in the year RotoNation ran a great contest that awarded a Draft Analyzer package for the most creative fantasy football team name.  Well,  we’re a quarter of the way through your fantasy football season, and if the only thing you are looking forward to coming up with a clever new team name each week, I’m here to help.  I’ll provide you with some team names that are bound to get a chuckle from your friends.

On the Mend-enhall: Timely after his injury.  Shelf-life is short on this one
Pimpin’ Ain’t Brees-y: My selection that was voted in the top five of the aforementioned contest.
Scratching Your Cotchery:  Nothing like some good 4th grade humor.
The Cutler Did It in the Andre Hall:  Working the Clue reference.
My Reggie Bush Burns when I AP: Nice salute to a killer RB pair.
Ass Kickin’ is my Forte:  Mix in some trash talk with your Rookie RB.
McClain & Braylon in ’08:  I’m not a political buff, but Le’Ron and Edwards make a decent play on words.
Eddie Royal with Cheese:  Any time you can work in a Pulp Fiction line, you’re winning.
Eddie Royal with Brees:  If you happen to own both of these guys, make it work.
Brandon Marshall Mathers:  Nothing like an Eminem reference.
89 Chambers:  A little obscure, but a Wu-Tang fan my recognize this play on 36 Chambers with Chris’ number.
Roethlisberger and Frye’s:  A tribute to Big Ben and Charlie Frye, two former MAC Conference stars.
Chris Cooley’s Nuts:  Play on words as he must be crazy to show everyone his bag. 

Now you’re armed with some new, creative team names.  If you have some you’d like to share, feel free to add to the list in the comments section.

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18 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. LestersLegends
    September 30th, 2008 at 9:13 am #


  2. David Funk
    September 30th, 2008 at 10:13 am #

    Classic names. Love the Forte one obviously as a Bears fan. I may have to finally do one entry on my site with some creative names.

  3. LestersLegends
    September 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am #

    Do it up Mr. Funk. You and creativity go hand-in-hand.

  4. Mo Morrissey
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:00 am #

    Man, I thought mine was pretty good but I love The Cutler Did It in the Andre Hall

  5. LestersLegends
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am #

    I wa looking for a weapon name on the broncos to make it complete.

  6. MadMan
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:26 am #

    Timely is true.. On the Mend. Rook trash talk can be dangerous to your health.

  7. LestersLegends
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:48 am #


  8. 3rdStoneFromTheSun
    September 30th, 2008 at 12:00 pm #

    man, those Ravens weren’t joking when they said Mendenhall irked them.

  9. LestersLegends
    September 30th, 2008 at 6:07 pm #

    no doubt

  10. Chuck
    October 1st, 2008 at 9:01 am #

    Funny stuff.

  11. LestersLegends
    October 1st, 2008 at 9:07 am #


  12. Anonymous
    July 22nd, 2009 at 9:28 pm #

    Bruised Frog Bellies

  13. Anonymous
    August 27th, 2009 at 9:19 pm #

    Tom Cables Punch-Out

  14. LestersLegends
    August 27th, 2009 at 9:58 pm #

    love it.

  15. Jen
    September 1st, 2009 at 8:45 am #

    I touchdown there

  16. Anonymous
    September 8th, 2009 at 1:24 am #

    Here comes the blood and GORE

  17. Anonymous
    September 9th, 2009 at 10:38 am #

    Farve dollar footlongs, plaxicos pistols, kibbles and vick

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