Endorsements you should see, but won’t.

May 14, 2008

Spokespersons:  LeBron and Gloria James
La-Z-Boy…it’s the perfect chair when my Mom needs to “Sit Her Ass Down”.

Spokespersons:  Travis Henry, Evander Holyfield, Shawn Kemp
IDENTIGENE DNA Paternity Test…the legitimate way to see if it’s your Illegitimate.

Spokesperson:  Roger Clemens
Love Locks…the only way to slow The Rocket down!

Spokesperson:  Tank Johnson
Combat…The Best Gun Rack Deep in the Heart of Texas!

Spokesperson:  Pacman Jones
M-O-B-I-L-E ATM…You never know when you need to “Make it Rain”!

Spokespersons:  Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro, …
Equimax…Fueling Major League Baseball for Twenty Years!

Spokesperson:  John Daly
Jack Daniel’s Golf…The legal way to Drink & Drive.

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6 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. BDJP
    May 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am #

    Love that John Daly secret weapon.

  2. Ryan Lester
    May 14th, 2008 at 11:21 am #

    Yeah, I liked that one.

  3. Eric
    May 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm #

    I think the DNA paternity spokesmen could also do a deal with Trojan Condoms. Kind of like Phillip Morris creating anti-smoking ad campaigns.

  4. Ryan Lester
    May 14th, 2008 at 12:21 pm #

    Eric – Funny.

  5. wassup471
    May 14th, 2008 at 7:18 pm #

    Love the humor! Nice way to bring a different perspective on some really stupid stuff.

  6. Ryan Lester
    May 14th, 2008 at 10:06 pm #

    wassup – Thanks. Yeah, there is plenty of stupid stuff to choose from.

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