Fantasy Football Team Names – Week 10 Goats

Nov 20, 2009

Brady Quinn Medicine Woman - I think Jane Seymour could have played a better game.

Not Cutlering It
- Five INTS. Even for a Bears QB, that’s just not cutting it.

Rottenberger - Big Ben let his fantasy owners down with a 174 yard, zero TD effort.

Sound Off Like You’ve Got a Pierre - Pierre Thomas had just 42 total yards against the Rams. Really?

Phony Maroney - My RB has a first name,  F-U-M-B-L-E. He’s the real reason the Pats lost.

Very Much Vincible – Vincent Jackson had a whooping ten yards last week.

Lump of Colston - Marques Colston’s 13 total yards was the fantasy equivalant of coal in your stocking.

The Green Miles - If you started Austin Miles last week, you were likely a Dead Man Walking.

Witten the Hell is Wrong - Jason Witten has yet to crack double-digit fantasy points in non-PPR leagues.

Vernon Down the House - After a measly 16 yards, it must have felt like he burned your house down.

You’ve got to be Kaeding Me - It’s been four weeks since Nate Kaeding has been a top 12 fantasy Kicker.

Folk Face - After your kicker got you a mere one point, I’m sure plenty of expletives were flying.

Bonus Global Sports Fraternity Video

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6 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. David Funk
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:11 am #

    Now that’s some funny names right there! That’s some of your best ever! I like the Brady Quinn Medicine Woman and Vernon the House Down the best!

    Great stuff Lester!

  2. David Funk
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:14 am #

    I meant to say Vernon Down the House. The video is hilarious!

  3. Brad
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:43 am #

    Brady Quinn Medicine Woman is the funniest fantasy team name I have seen in a LONG time — that is freaking hilarious.

  4. Brad
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:45 am #

    I’m semi-stealing that and adding it to my Panther Playbook glossary — I will give you credit for it of course, just letting you know.

  5. LestersLegends
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:28 pm #

    Thanks guys. Fun for a Friday. Be sure to check out Derek Jeter’s girlfriends. Yowsers.

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