Fantasy Football Team Names: Kicker Edition

Oct 14, 2009

It Was the Best of Tynes… – 2 FGs & 5 PATs for the Giants’ Lawrence Tynes.

Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Rob Bironas
- Kickin’ lots of Field Goals, Field Goals, Rob Bironas

That’s O. Mare – When your kick splits the uprights, like a big pizza pie, that’s O. Mare. (Olindo Mare)

Silence of the Elams – A census taker once tried to test him. (Jason Elam)

I Ain’t ‘Fraid of No Gostkowskis – The Broncos were Gostkowski Busters this week. (Stephen Gostkowski)

Green Akers - Green Akers is the place to be, Philly winning  is the life for me. (David Akers)

Tha, Tha, Tha, That’s All Folk - 2 FGs & 2 PATs for the Cowboy Kicker. (Nick Folk)

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4 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Brad
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:05 am #

    Every time I see a Titans game, and Bironas comes out to kick a field goal … I sing “ma ma ma My Bironas” either out loud (and get weird looks from the wife) or in my head … thanks for reinforcing that, lol.

  2. LestersLegends
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am #

    You’re welcome. Had the videos goofed up. should be better now.

  3. Head and Shoulders
    October 15th, 2009 at 4:13 pm #

    Eddie Murphy : My Girl wants to Party all the Tynes. Party all the tynes, party all the tyyyyyyyyynes.

    I left my Hartley in SF.

    Now what rymes with Haushka….

  4. LestersLegends
    October 15th, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    Great additions H & S

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