Jared Allen Loses Mullet

May 26, 2010


The Vikings better hope that either Jared Allen’s mullet grows quickly or that his strength isn’t tied to his hair like Sampson. For now though, the mullet is gone. He trimmed it for his wedding. Personally I just hope the mullet goes away. It’s not that I have an issue with the hair. I just get tired of the ongoing joke about mullets that I just don’t find funny. It’s business up front and party in the back. Ha. Oh wait, that’s just lame. Any mention of a mullet sends shivers down my spine the same way as when “Get ‘er done” or “fuggedaboutit” is uttered. I guess it’s better talking about Allen’s hair than speculating whether or not Brett Favre is playing next year. Brett’s not fooling anyone. He’ll suit up with Allen with or without the mullet.


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