Michael Vick’s Prison Blues

May 5, 2009

The Couch Potato Chronicles has inspired me to do something a little off the wall.  Here’s my parody of Johnny Cash’s Folsom Prison Blues.

I hear Goodell a comin’
He’s comin’ ’round the bend,
And I hope that my suspension,
Is soon to end,
I’m stuck in Folsom Prison,
For yet another day,
But I hope that bastard Roger,
Will shut up and let me play.

When I was a boy named Ookie,
My Mama told me, “Son,
You are as fast as lighting,
With an arm that is a gun,”
Just stay away from trouble,
And always do what’s right,
But I ignored my Mama ,
And trained my dogs to fight.

I bet Tom Brady’s happy,
With his amazing wife,
Matt Ryan rules Altanta,
which used to be my life,
But I know I had it comin’,
‘Cause of all the weed,
Electrocuting puppies,
That stuff just follows me.

Well, if they let me back in football,
wherever I may go,
I work hard to read defenses,
And even learn how to throw,
Far from Folsom Prison,
That’s where I want to stay,
I’d head on down to Oaktown,
With Al I might just play.

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7 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Brad
    May 5th, 2009 at 5:46 pm #

    I’m glad I am inspiring to someone LOL

    Great job with this … I really enjoyed it.

    This would also work for OJ Simpson.

  2. CK0712
    May 5th, 2009 at 5:55 pm #

    I’d head on down to Oaktown,
    With Al I might just play.


  3. LestersLegends
    May 5th, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    Thanks Brad. I figured you’d like that line CK.

  4. The Beeze
    May 5th, 2009 at 8:32 pm #

    Wow! LMAO! That’s great stuff right there!

  5. LestersLegends.com
    May 5th, 2009 at 8:57 pm #

    Thanks man.

  6. Awesome
    May 6th, 2009 at 9:10 am #

    Nice, nice.

  7. LestersLegends
    May 6th, 2009 at 9:23 am #

    Thanks man.

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