My Joslyn James’ Text Messages

Mar 19, 2010

In an effort to stay ahead of the story so I don’t suffer the fate of Tiger Woods, I am going to beat Joslyn James to the punch by posting my text messages to her. Unfortunately her texts to me were somehow erased. How convenient. Anyway, here are some of the texts I wrote to Joslyn.

- I know you have first waiver priority. If you pick up Jamaal Charles I’m going to slap you.

- I want to do a three-way trade with you and a friend you trust. Does that interest you?

- My team is going to crush yours this weekend. With Felix Hernandez and Jon Lester going, I’m pretty much going to pee on you. Ever have that happen to you before? Morbid curiosity.

- When LeBron James gets his triple-double, my team is going to hold you down and choke you.

I’m glad I was able to get this up before I was blindsided.

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