Top Ten Places to See Michael Phelps
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1. In a Super Bowl XLIV ad for Doritos or Taco Bell.
2. In a 7-Eleven purchasing EZ Wider rolling papers.
3. At a Laser Floyd show.
4. In Jamaica Mon!
5. Riding shotgun in Chris Henry’s car. Or Pacman Jones. Or Matt Jones. Or…
6. At the beach playing with Devil Sticks.
7. Working on a Tie-Dye t-shirt.
8. Perfecting his stoner laugh. Uh huh huh huh.
9. At Best Buy picking up the Beavis & Butthead box set.
10. On the cover of High Times.
Disclaimer: I am a huge Michael Phelps fan and he simply used poor judgement.