Top Ten Places to See Michael Phelps

Feb 3, 2009

Image Courtesty of Icon Sports Media

1. In a Super Bowl XLIV ad for Doritos or Taco Bell.

2. In a 7-Eleven purchasing EZ Wider rolling papers.

3. At a Laser Floyd show.

4. In Jamaica Mon!

5. Riding shotgun in Chris Henry’s car. Or Pacman Jones. Or Matt Jones. Or…

6. At the beach playing with Devil Sticks.

7. Working on a Tie-Dye t-shirt.

8. Perfecting his stoner laugh. Uh huh huh huh.

9. At Best Buy picking up the Beavis & Butthead box set.

10. On the cover of High Times.

Disclaimer:  I am a huge Michael Phelps fan and he simply used poor judgement. 

Posted by | Categories: Olympics | Tagged: Michael Phelps, Olympics, Swimming |
. .

10 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. BDJP
    February 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 pm #

    So what are Michael Phelps favorite Grateful Dead tunes?

  2. LestersLegends
    February 3rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm #

    I’d say truckin’ for sure man.

  3. BDJP
    February 3rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm #

    “All of them”

  4. CK0712
    February 3rd, 2009 at 6:11 pm #

    bong boy :) poor judgement yes, but a man’s gotta relax LMAO!

  5. LestersLegends
    February 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm #


  6. CK0712
    February 3rd, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    i betcha he smokes clove ciggies too….as skinny as the boy is, i wonder how he didn’t end up in the ER. i mean he’s skinny!

  7. David Funk
    February 3rd, 2009 at 9:25 pm #

    Good stuff Lester. If they turn this into a reality show or create any of those scenarios on film, then you should collect some residuals off that. It’s only fair.

  8. LestersLegends
    February 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm #

    Thanks David. I’ll keep you posted if this stuff takes off. LOL.

  9. Evan "McSpazz" Edwards
    February 4th, 2009 at 8:23 am #

    Funny, funny, funny stuff. He’d probably still kick everyone’s butt when he’s high. Maybe that is how he stayed so relaxed during his incredible run this past summer. I say, smoke it up young man and pass it to the right.

  10. LestersLegends
    February 4th, 2009 at 8:30 am #

    LOL. Puff, puff, give. You think that relay team sits in a circle a la the 70′s show.

Leave a Comment

Partner of USA TODAY Sports Digital Properties